Dumb Things My Mom Says About Metal
 

So my mom, much like me, is a metalhead. We have fairly similar tastes in music. But sometimes she says dumb stuff about it and then argues her point like she has to be right about it. Even though five seconds of actual research proves she completely wrong. So now I'm going to share these stories with all of you. Cheers!

"I love metalcore. You know, bands like Bring Me The Horizon, August Burns Red, and Five Finger Death Punch."

Five Finger Death Punch?

this is shaytans music, ya baba! devil worshipping music! pray to allah!

What does Shaytans mean?

My question is why are you not offended by your mother considering Bring Me the Horizon and August Burns Red as the go-to metalcore bands?

http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...ing-rules.html

Lol. They're not too bad. I disagree with what a lot of there fans say about them. Bring Me The Horizon last release was a pile of horse **** disguised as music. I once had a friend tell me that he thinks lyrically that August Burns Red was one of the most brilliant bands out there. I'm more willing to give that award to my retarded bitch ex then them. Lol.

I could give a **** about Bring Me the Horizons' last few boring albums, but their first couple releases are spastic nonsense in the form of highly entertaining deathcore that is fantabulous in small doses.

But they wouldn't be the band I mentioned when asked to defend metalcore.

Lol. I'm not defending metalcore. I'm just sharing stupid **** my mom says.

Make her listen to converge. Or whatever the Batlord likes, he seems to be the expert on non-****ty metalcore. I don't give a ****.

That might be a fun thread. Ok, Batlord, what should I make my mom listen to tonight? And I'll post it all on this thread. Lol

And I'm agreeing that it's stupid ****. Tell her about Zao.







What a coincidence. Already done.

Holy ****ing ****! How come I've never heard these guys before. They're amazing. Thanks Batlord.

Because anything that came before Killswitch Engage was forgotten by the people who only wanted to listen to stuff that sounded like Killswitch Engage, and everyone else wanted to forget anything even vaguely associated with Killswitch Engage.

Metalcore is one of the best genres of metal. You just have to know where and where not to look.

True enough!

*poke poke*

http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...ing-rules.html

And pretty sure I've already spammed a bunch of good metalcore tonight, but **** it.


Arkangel is Slayer good. They only do one thing, but they do it so well that their lack of diversity is irrelevant.

It's always interesting to see how these forums get off topic. Lol

Any chance I get to spam metalcore I will take. I don't care if it's in a MLK remembrance thread. Mother****er needed some Converge in his life anyway.

Going back to the main subject.
I'm talking to my mom and she's says,
"Metalcore is like the core bands of the genre. The most important ones. Like Five Finger Death Punch, killswitch engage, and other bands like that."

Let's pretend the first statement is right for the hell of it. Then wouldn't that be like metallica, slayer, iron maiden, black sabbath?

I've been getting into Chelsea Grin lately because my mate's really into metalcore. Do they suck? I've also been looking to your thread to find stuff he hasn't heard before. We have a new Stampin' Ground fan.

**** you.

That's what he's trying to do too. ****ing metalcore fans.

You're from San Diego and you call your friends "mates"? Douchebag.

Heh. My hipster ex-girlfriend loved Zao.

As in I've mated with him, dumbass.

You call your sexual partners "mates"? That's what animals would do if they could speak.

He probably is a wild animal amirite?

yeah a wombat lolwut

Humans are animals.

r33d teh b1bl3 br0

Not sure why the 1337, but whatever.

shaytan = satan

Hahaha ok. That makes more sense.

It's Satan's black sister.

Awaiting ****storm.

Yeh right :)

What's the name of Satan's Mexican sister?

Hillary.

No, that's his white sister. Did some research, and the Latino sister is Satanita.

His Hungarian sister is Satantango.

Your mother is obviously aiming for a revolution of genres. Total rebel. :yeah:

My mom and dad say punk and metal don't have rhythm a all. When I say that's objectively wrong they pull the "it's all relative, it's not rhythmic to me" card. They also think anything with distortion guitars can't sound happy, even if its the happiest major chord song. Ofc there's the obligatory all metal bands are satanic and metalheads are ****ed up people bs.
They also keep mentioning how I'm black and think I'm supposed to be into more "black" music.

I mean, I love my parents but damn.

Just bust this out and see if they aren't more receptive to Black Flag.