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The Batlord 12-30-2016 02:31 PM

I am the zenith.

Mondo Bungle 12-30-2016 02:33 PM

that's what thus far means

I think. I dunno if that's different than so far

Thelonious Monkey 12-30-2016 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1789732)
I am the zenith.

lol no that's cheating, you can't be the zenith, bitch just review some more albums.

The Batlord 12-30-2016 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1789737)
lol no that's cheating, you can't be the zenith, bitch just review some more albums.

Bitch, this is my ****. You are my ****. The world is my ****. Everything is my ****. I created **** to be my ****.

Mondo Bungle 12-30-2016 02:39 PM

Are you gonna talk about Num Skull

The Batlord 12-30-2016 02:43 PM

Omen - Battle Cry (1984)



http://i.imgur.com/9FDDZT1.jpg



For reasons that escape a True Metalhead, power metal has become a dirty word throughout poseurdom. **** that ****. But even the lamest of losers can't deny the awesomeness of Omen. ****ing OMEN!!! Like a lowbrow Iron Maiden for people with more beer than brain cells, Omen were early 80s power/heavy/speed/proto-thrash metal in a time when the distinctions between genres was a headache for future generations. Call this what you want, Omen is simply all that was metal in 1984 and any other year worthy of mention.





The Batlord 12-30-2016 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1789741)
Are you gonna talk about Num Skull

Quite possibly. They deserve the nod like a mofo.

Frownland 12-30-2016 04:17 PM

Power metal is a subgenre that'll say "no homo bro!" as it ****s glam metal in the ass.

The Batlord 12-30-2016 04:24 PM

Nothing says glam metal like...


The Batlord 12-31-2016 10:10 AM

Aura Noir - Black Thrash Attack (1996)



http://i.imgur.com/0eJQKku.jpg



Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1789676)
You know those black metal bands that are all experimental and have **** like shoegaze and polka or whatever and how the **** do you mosh to this?

Well, I know about this ****ing savage black thrash band that sounds like hell was going out of business so Vio-lence and Immortal had to join forces and play a benefit concert to keep Satan from getting put out onto the streets. Nothing fancy, nothing innovative, nothing lame, just raw black metal with ****ing sick thrash riffs. Does that count? No? Good.






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