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Dylstew 07-01-2017 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Spectralmusic (Post 1851483)
:tramp:
All the times they got married

Spectralmusic 07-01-2017 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1851486)
All the times they got married
Wedding night they had lots of fun, Jesus perved in for a visit. They didn't have sex after that again, wife finds out she's pregnant five months later.

They raise their kid, still never having sex again. Husband is depressed as ****, wife has a slug fetish. Husband goes senile at the ripe age of 36, wife becomes nun and son takes care of senile husband.

They all die. The end.

Amen.

Spectralmusic 07-01-2017 07:57 AM
Man and woman take each other's clothes off.
Woman touches man's ****, while man sucks her tits.
Woman gets aids, man suddenly dies of heart attack.
Woman is rushed to hospital after man perving on them calls ambulance.

Lots of horrific stuff happens and they all die. Amen.

Dylstew 07-01-2017 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Spectralmusic (Post 1851489)
Wedding night they had lots of fun, Jesus perved in for a visit. They didn't have sex after that again, wife finds out she's pregnant five months later.

They raise their kid, still never having sex again. Husband is depressed as ****, wife has a slug fetish. Husband goes senile at the ripe age of 36, wife becomes nun and son takes care of senile husband.

They all die. The end.

Amen.
Marriage is as retarded as religion

Wpnfire 07-01-2017 09:41 PM
(Old) Overkill

Justthefacts 07-01-2017 11:51 PM
After two days of thorough Overkill, I approve.

JiggleMonster 07-02-2017 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1851358)
Yeah, but then you'd have to meet their friends, change your hairstyle, start "getting in touch with your feelings". Next thing, you're picking out matching towels and visiting estate agents. Urgh!

And of course then you're seeing Manowar on the side. Explain that one when they find out! "WHAT is this ****ing great BROADSWORD doing in your closet? A present from WHO???" :D
Were you proud of yourself after you typed this?

JiggleMonster 07-02-2017 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1851453)
If you have confidence, go out a lot and aren't generally afraid of new peers and not stressed out easily, I guess? And if you aren't a ****ing autistic nerd with poor social skills.

Honestly, Learning Japanese has been easier. And that's considered one of the hardest languages for english speakers to learn.
confidence is a choice.

and everyone is stressed out.

JiggleMonster 07-02-2017 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1851486)
All the times they got married
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Dylstew 07-02-2017 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by JiggleMonster (Post 1851852)
confidence is a choice.

and everyone is stressed out.
People with asperger's defenitely tend to stress out a lot quicker. Plus, My body is pretty much chronically stressed out even when nothing's going on at all. It seems to be some milder form of anxeity.


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