The Ironic Metal Thread
Post your worst, silliest, most overblown or ridiculously serious albums, bands or songs here. Nobody take offence: this is just meant to be a little fun. Metalheads take their music a little too seriously sometimes and this is just an attempt to inject some light-heartedness and humour into proceedings.
Oh, by all means post Dragonforce and Manowar, but they're such easy targets. Try to be a little more creative? To prove I'm not above slaughtering my own sacred cows.... Iron Maiden - "Quest for Fire" from Piece of Mind Sure, it's not a terrible trainwreck of a track, but I feel it's very clearly the weakest on the album, and nearly ruined it for me, coming as it does in between the great "Still Life" and the wonderful "Sun and Steel". I mean, listen to how the opening line tracks, or rather doesn't. Yawn. Steve, what were you thinking? Black Sabbath - "Psychophobia" from Cross Purposes Hands up anyone who likes the Tony Martin era? Anyone? Well, anyway I find this to be the poorest track on that album, which kind of isn't saying a lot anyway. Hammers of Misfortune - "The Trial and the Grave" from The August Engine This isn't a terrible song really, but it's way too long imo and doesn't seem to know whether it wants to be power metal, gothic or doom, and it ends up being just too confusing. It's not a great album really either. |
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Here's a few silly metal tracks from my music shelves: I feel no shame admitting that I like all of them unironically. That might mean I'm doing this thread wrong. It's more that I know that they aren't really in all that good taste. |
At risk of offending someone, I'd just like to point out that both of these are terrible songs from an otherwise (mostly) solid band:
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Hmm. I'd say there are much worse songs to pull from Somewhere in Time ("The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner", anyone?) and "Back in the Village" was, as I'm sure you know, a follow up to "The Prisoner" off Number of the Beast, though I would agree it's inferior to the original. I wouldn't call either song bad though. But hey, different strokes, and I'll kill you if I ever see you. :finger: :)
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I'm surprisingly unfamiliar with most of Number of the Beast as I remember not liking it as a teenager and thus never really having listened much to it. I can remember like 2-3 three songs off the top of my head - the Prisoner not being one of them. But yeah, better not go there. That is one Holy Metal Cow if there ever was one! |
Meh, most people here prefer Powerslave, and I can see why. But Number of the Beast will always hold a special place in my heart, as it was not only the first Maiden album, but the first ever heavy metal album I bought, so I won't hear a word against it.
No, not even "Invaders!" or "Gangland". Well, maybe "Gangland"... |
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And The Black Album made Metallica huge, but it still sucks.
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And now, because I don't want this to become the Iron Maiden thread...
The Lord Weird Slough Feg - "Shakedown at the Six" - from Ape Uprising Not really sure how someone cool enough to be down with Slaine from 2000 AD, using the name of the necromancer from that series for his band, could produce such uninspiring, derivative, bog-standard metal as this, but as the pope once said, it is what it is. And what it is, is poor. |
^ actually surprisingly lame.
I like Helloween with Andi Deris at the microphone but they have a lot of really crappy songs. This song is one that I pretty much always avoid. I literally haven't listened to it for years. Until now. Ugh. The worst thing about the band is that almost every album has at least one song as daft and annoying as this. Garbage grade power metal. I have a hard time finding songs that I don't like with bands that I like. That's fortunate, but it makes me **** at this thread. |
I'm pretty sure that most of these are far from ironic.
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Anteater recommended this band. I was not as impressed as he was. |
With a name like that, take a wild stab in the dark as to what subgenre this is....
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Tell you what, Frown: why not post something rather than just pull apart my choice of words? Huh? That sound like a plan?
Annyway... proof that not every metal band that comes out of Scandinavia is necessarily great. |
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Criticizing you.
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Lost Society - Fast Loud Death
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Loud_Death.jpg Braindead Metalhead Thrash All Over You |
"Burning for the steel - hearts on fiiireeeeeeeee!!"
The worst song they ever did. The chorus makes my skin crawl. |
You better not be trash talking Hammerfall.
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I have some slightly warm feelings of nostalgia for Hammerfall, but oh boy, can they be corny. Their lyrics are almost always silly. If you ask someone to come up with a random parody of power metal-esque lyrics, chances are they'll come up with the lyrics for an actual Hammerfall song.
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Rapelord's opinion sucks.
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Even this is about metal if you actually look at the lyrics. Quote:
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There's only one way for Batty and Micshazam to resolve this. In true - sorry, trve! - metal fashion!
http://www.openyonated.com/wp-conten...2/10/fight.gif Place yer bets, place yer bets... |
Not entirely comfortable with TH's white power symbology ngl.
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https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/032...2205339012.png :laughing: |
If it wasn't for that godforsaken journal I would never have gotten that joke in a million years.
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So many of the things I liked then make me cringe now, but like I said, I kind of love Hammerfall a little, even if they make me facepalm. They're like and adorable, fat little dog that runs into door frames and trips over its own legs. By Any Means Necessary is probably their most badass song. I've sung the opening lines out loud at random too many times to be able to say that I don't like it. The music video is cool in all the wrong ways: Quote:
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pfs.../Punisher_2099 Also, if you're not a Punisher fan then you should still read Punisher MAX, as it's an R-rated series that is the most mature and nihilistic version of the Punisher that could ever exist. It single-handedly justifies the Punisher's existence. http://getcomics.info/marvel/punishe...1-1-60-extras/ |
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