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Old 09-11-2017, 11:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2017, 11:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So is Blue Hawk from Florida? It would explain so much.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Fine, I'll give. Florida is the best ****hole state.
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So is Blue Hawk from Florida?
No, but don't you agree about Florida? I mean, humanity can live without ****ty space program, Mc'Donald, Internet or crappy GM foods, but try to live without Death Metal. Btw, this is a historic video.

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Considering the fact that Florida is the 4th most populous state, they honestly have an extremely low proportion of good bands.
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The fact that death metal came from Florida as Blue Hank says shows that Floridians fantasize and write songs about horrific deaths and torture because it's an uplifting fantasy in comparison to living in Florida.
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The fact that death metal came from Florida as Blue Hank says shows that Floridians fantasize and write songs about horrific deaths and torture because it's an uplifting fantasy in comparison to living in Florida.
Also, death metal really originated in California so it's just a continuation of Florida's long pattern of trying to be a half-assed California.
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Old 09-12-2017, 03:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Considering the fact that Florida is the 4th most populous state, they honestly have an extremely low proportion of good bands.
As if you don't love Iced Earth.

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Also, death metal really originated in California so it's just a continuation of Florida's long pattern of trying to be a half-assed California.
Nah. They had Possessed, but Possessed sound closer to some weird version of 1st wave black metal than death metal, they didn't start or were part of a death metal scene, and Death existed on their own before Possessed even dropped Seven Churches. I think they basically get the nod just cause of "Death Metal" tbh. Death may not have had the first DM album but they probably have more claim than most of having started it.
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Nah. They had Possessed, but Possessed sound closer to some weird version of 1st wave black metal than death metal, they didn't start or were part of a death metal scene, and Death existed on their own before Possessed even dropped Seven Churches. I think they basically get the nod just cause of "Death Metal" tbh. Death may not have had the first DM album but they probably have more claim than most of having started it.
I give the credit to Posessed. Sorry.
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