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Forum: The Lounge 07-29-2010, 10:55 PM
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Posted By TheCunningStunt
In this thread: Janszoon starts sentences with...

In this thread: Janszoon starts sentences with 'in this thread'.

...As does Cunning.
Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2010, 07:48 AM
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Posted By TheCunningStunt
The vagina and head are totally different!!!!1

The vagina and head are totally different!!!!1
Forum: The Lounge 07-20-2010, 05:51 PM
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Posted By TheCunningStunt
Pat her on the fanny and whisper 'awooga' in her...

Pat her on the fanny and whisper 'awooga' in her ear.
Forum: The Lounge 07-20-2010, 01:03 PM
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Posted By TheCunningStunt
If you're a product of the 70s, then I can see...

If you're a product of the 70s, then I can see why. Every 90s girl I've been with/spoken to about it/know about/whatever shave downstairs. It's just the done thing, not sure why it's a big deal. Like...
Forum: The Lounge 07-20-2010, 12:21 PM
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Posted By TheCunningStunt
Hahaha, epic. Make sure he paints it white or...

Hahaha, epic. Make sure he paints it white or silver!




Once you see red, they'll take you straight to bed. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/chromefox/Music%20Banter/EGG01.png
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 05:03 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
You have a ridiculous amount of fetishes, I...

You have a ridiculous amount of fetishes, I really don't have any. I kind of like the romance involved rather than calling her a dirty little whore (dirty talk), unless you don't love/like the girl...
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 04:51 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Ginger girls are alright, I have an ex who's...

Ginger girls are alright, I have an ex who's ginger. She's a f*cking psycho though, so that's -1 for the gingers.

Ginger girls have always been more socially accepted than ginger guys for some...
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 04:48 PM
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Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Girl, her boyfriend is a ginger that dies his...

Girl, her boyfriend is a ginger that dies his hair black. So I thought she'd be a good person to asked, she laughed and said it was true.

I assume he actually has ginger pubes, but I've also been...
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 07:05 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Oooh, I hope I haven't sparked something. I hope...

Oooh, I hope I haven't sparked something. I hope you don't split up because every time you're with him intimately you can't help but laugh and picture a rocket taking off. :laughing: but yes, report...
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 06:17 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
My friend laughed and said it did look like a...

My friend laughed and said it did look like a rocket taking off. :( I'm so confused. This has shaken my entire belief system.
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 08:19 PM
Replies: 11,347
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Posted By TheCunningStunt
I really wouldn't know what to do if a girl had a...

I really wouldn't know what to do if a girl had a bearded clam.. I'd probably offend them and she'd never speak to me again. :(
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 08:08 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Poor firecrotch. First she has a crotch... that's...

Poor firecrotch. First she has a crotch... that's on fire. Then her self esteem gets a hit because I prefer someone from teh forum to her subsequently making her sit in the corner. Oh well, she...
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 08:05 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
One of my best girl mates boyfriend is ginger,...

One of my best girl mates boyfriend is ginger, but dies his hair black. Incidentally he hates me because me and his hoe were watching Alice in Wonderland and I said he looked like the mad hatter when...
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:57 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I don't know how girls can go out with ginger...

I don't know how girls can go out with ginger guys, I bet their penis looks like a rocket taking off.

Unless the 'ginger pubes' thing is a complete myth, I imagine it to be true though.
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:50 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Anybody know any guys that fully shave down...

Anybody know any guys that fully shave down there? I have 2 guy mates that fully shave, I still don't know how I know they do. But they do.
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:49 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Why weren't you in the corner feeding punchlines?...

Why weren't you in the corner feeding punchlines? :(

Frotch for short. ;)
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
"Well, SORRRREEEEE but I didn't know we'd be...

"Well, SORRRREEEEE but I didn't know we'd be having sex now did I?!"

:laughing:
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:39 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Stubbly vagina is weird. I once said "you could...

Stubbly vagina is weird. I once said "you could strike a match off that!"

Didn't go down well. :(
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:37 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
If she was the perfect girl, in terms of...

If she was the perfect girl, in terms of personality. I'd probably get past it, it's just one of them - something new to me.

If someone had only had 70s bushes coming at him and then he had a...
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 07:18 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
The girls of my generation that are 16-19 all...

The girls of my generation that are 16-19 all shave, or at least most of them seem to. So I'm not used to hairiness down there, it would be weird. Even at 2am... I guess I'd soldier through if it...
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 05:52 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Shaven or GTFO.

Shaven or GTFO.
Forum: The Lounge 05-03-2010, 01:56 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Or toast, and she didn't care what the spread...

Or toast, and she didn't care what the spread was. ;)

I heard one of them silly rumours, but it's actually spread like wild fire. There's a group about it on Facebook and there's **** loads of...
Forum: The Lounge 04-27-2010, 06:12 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
So yeah I nailed this chick proper hard last...

So yeah I nailed this chick proper hard last night.

Thought I'd make up for the absence of thisisnotinagaddadavidaho.
Forum: The Lounge 04-25-2010, 05:13 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Congrats :D

Congrats :D
Forum: The Lounge 04-25-2010, 01:24 AM
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Views: 912,048
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Aww sugar. If only he had a good name. (see...

Aww sugar. If only he had a good name.

(see what I did there?)
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