The Sexual Experience Thread

[TheCunningStunt]

Anybody know any guys that fully shave down there? I have 2 guy mates that fully shave, I still don't know how I know they do. But they do.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Haha you should have called her FIRECROTCH!!!

Sounds like a slang for someone with a venereal disease. I dunno if that would go over well.

[LoathsomePete]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Sounds like a slang for someone with a venereal disease. I dunno if that would go over well.

Or a ginger.

[TheCunningStunt]

I don't know how girls can go out with ginger guys, I bet their penis looks like a rocket taking off.

Unless the 'ginger pubes' thing is a complete myth, I imagine it to be true though.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I don't know how girls can go out with ginger guys, I bet their penis looks like a rocket taking off.

Unless the 'ginger pubes' thing is a complete myth, I imagine it to be true though.

Dude, my second youngest sister dates nothing but gingers. I don't know why. I think it's her fetish. Maybe there's something to that rocket lift off... Maybe there's some kind of alluding going on. Reach for the stars and all that. Who knows.

But yea, firecrotch could be a ginger too.
Or worse... a ginger with a vinereal disease.

[Arya Stark]

Ahaha, okay men, I can understand where everyone's coming from but it's pretty annoying to deal with someone who shaved a few days before.
I haven't yet encountered this, but I think I'd much rather a girl who hasn't shaved than all of the prickly business.

Anyway, how do you all deal with asking someone to shave?
Has anyone encountered that situation?

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Dude, my second youngest sister dates nothing but gingers. I don't know why. I think it's her fetish. Maybe there's something to that rocket lift off... Maybe there's some kind of alluding going on. Reach for the stars and all that. Who knows.

One of my best girl mates boyfriend is ginger, but dies his hair black. Incidentally he hates me because me and his hoe were watching Alice in Wonderland and I said he looked like the mad hatter when his roots were showing or something.

But yeah, I asked her about the rocket thing and she said it was true. Maybe girls are into that?

If your second youngest sister is a Sci-Fi fan then it just makes good sense. Sci-Fi fans love rockets and stuff.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Why weren't you in the corner feeding punchlines?

Frotch for short.

I wouldn't have been in the corner, firecrotch would

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I wouldn't have been in the corner, firecrotch would

Poor firecrotch. First she has a crotch... that's on fire. Then her self esteem gets a hit because I prefer someone from teh forum to her subsequently making her sit in the corner. Oh well, she didn't make an effort to shave box. Bitch. You > Firecrotch.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Ahaha, okay men, I can understand where everyone's coming from but it's pretty annoying to deal with someone who shaved a few days before.
I haven't yet encountered this, but I think I'd much rather a girl who hasn't shaved than all of the prickly business.

Anyway, how do you all deal with asking someone to shave?
Has anyone encountered that situation?

Well, it's the same deal as the legs... you shave them for the occasion, and you slack off when it won't bother anyone.
I was with a girl for 2 years and the BIGGEST annoyance was the legs. She shaved them, but when she missed a couple nights, it was hard to even sleep in the same bed because I'd get scratched. The Vaggie is a little different. It mostly annoys her, so that's more incentive for her to shave or grow it out more. It takes no influence from me at all. The Vbox is mostly self-sustainable as far as I'm concerned, as long as it doesn't veer into the jagged and dangerous lane of being something that can actually choke a kitten or small rodent.

Edit:
Not that kittens or small rodents would be going near her Vag. Just saying...