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Old 03-13-2007, 05:09 PM   #461 (permalink)
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Or...maybe I find them funny, and the fact they're about sex is incidental? Why are all your sigs incredibly fucking lame?
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:28 PM   #462 (permalink)
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why don't you go sob in a pillow?
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:45 PM   #463 (permalink)
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Why don't you go listen to your sister moan while I nail her, and jerk off?
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Old 03-13-2007, 07:06 PM   #464 (permalink)
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Why don't you go listen to your sister moan while I nail her, and jerk off?
mmmmmmmmmmmm, O.K.
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Old 03-13-2007, 08:38 PM   #465 (permalink)
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My style's fantastic, when things get drastic,
you're thick like plastic, I stretch like elastic,
it's spastic, how incredibly frantic these antics,
you'll be *sskissin' me, after your wack tactics,
I'll backflip off the Empire State Building,
Come see me at the bottom to revealing me chillin'
I'm ready and willin' to destroy all you villains,
but first I remove your mask to reveal what you're concealing,
the ceiling is how far you all have floated,
I sat back, loaded my clip in I'm ready to unload it,
explode it in your face, you can't keep up with my pace,
in my prime, I'll confuse your mind, like you're smoking sh*t w/ lace,
come up behind you, and push you down the staircase,
I'm gonna' blast you all over these airwaves,
after that stupid sh*t you did to me, realize that it's fair game,
you been talking so much sh*t, I don't remember your dam* name,
give me any type of test, and you'll know that I've passed it,
you'll see me on the floor doing verbal gymnastics
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You rhyme the same sounds like 4 or 5 times before switching, the exact same sound. You suck. Ice-T is disappointed.
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Old 03-13-2007, 10:14 PM   #467 (permalink)
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I suppose rhyming 2 sounds before switching would be more impressive?
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sheez. even I dont spam and bitch like this......and I'm me.


you suck
like a duck
go suck a f*ck
you hairy schmuck
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:47 AM   #469 (permalink)
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I'm gonna' blast you all over these airwaves,
airwaves?? it's the internet, dude; not free fm.

i stopped trying to battle you because using your words to make you look stupid is more fun!!
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:52 PM   #470 (permalink)
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Well, that's it, I guess I win,
you all kept weaseling out, but now you're pinned,
I'd say you're just like dust in the wind,
but you're more like the grime in my dustbin,
we have some late breaking news, this just in,
we have some severe torrents on MB, it's really gusting,
TUTG's coming to knock down your house, while you sit there fussing,
there are so many bodies strewn around here, it's disgusting,
now bow before me, because I am the king,
don't ever have an unclear head, and enter my ring,
cuz' you'll be leaving with your arm in a sling,
I only say what's real, I never rap about bling,
You beside me is like Muggsy Bogues to Yao Ming,
but I fly like Jordan, so you'd think I have wings,
I brush you off my shoulder, like you don't mean a thing,
I blow by you so fast, that the wind is gonna' sting,
so beat it, like wacko jacko, cuz' you had your little fling,
I'll rhyme circles around you, and I also can sing,
I'm usually a nice guy, but I can be mean,
to keep me in check, you're gonna' need a triple team,
I sky over you like my name was Kareem,
and I swat the weak stuff out, as if I was The Dream,
my rhymes are a powerful ballet, like Kemp reigns supreme,
here I go afloating, gently down the stream,
Php, I hope you get the gist of my theme,
I did the whole thing without messing up the scheme,
maybe now, you'll be a little more serene,
or come on back and get burnt like curry

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