Lol I'm in the mood for making an ass of myself. Prepare yourself for the new CROWQUILL!!=\

HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE MAN BOOBS

*Walks out of thread ashamed*

She's a girl...

and she said she had a girlfriend...

which makes the next battle very easy for someone...

Oh... Well I would change my arguement, but I'm too ashamed *Crys*

Hobo, you're the good rapper round her pwn her ass:D

I'm supposed to be going out and I'm already late.

If I don't go and have a shower soon I'm gonna be hated by a lot of people. :)

What's that you say, Hobo? We should battle the lesbo?
Well, I quite like dykes, so I'm not prepared to play the villain
And though I appreciate feminism, I would never fight a woman...
Unless it involved her, her girlfriend and a paddling pool filled with jelly... then maybe I'd be willing

haha..you guys are too funny....yes im a girl and yes i have a girlfriend....i dont really care if i win a battle or not....just here for laugh's i suppose....i've only been trying to rap for like a week now...so ya i suck!! lol....i guess thats a good thing for all of you guys....but im hoping that through this, i will get better....lol

Keep at it, and you may get better.

I like toast. Spam is what you call this post.

Well, being a hot lesbian holds gives you an advantage against me
Because the thought of girl-on-girl makes me weak at the knees
All the imagery it conjures makes me kind of lose my focus
And though my mind gets pretty active... my rhymes get pretty hopeless

You guys are all queer and I'm know to rip cyphers/
You couldn't get a thumbs up from a hitchhiker and my rhymes are tighter/ you all rhyme lighter than p diddy's ghost writer/
I burned ya vermin asses/
Learned ya nervous habits and earned my current status sent serpents swervin backwards/
I dominate this thread, you all know that it's true/
Hey, oojay, you spit gay bars and you go to them too/
"Hello, no this is RHYMEFEST, you're looking for wackness?" Fenixpunk, the phone's for you/
Dude, you're getting scarred today/ charred in flames/ you ain't hard to fade/ your heart is made of marmalade/
DRMO was rhyming wack but misfit_shorty spit lamer/
and hobojesus, all I can say is your mother should have used a better coat hanger

Hell, man, you call that **** rhymin'?
you think you can spit, but in truth you're just divin'
I'm not a rapper, and I'm new to this thread,
But your "rhymes" are worse than your mother in bed
I could do better if I was tied up and gagged,
and seriously Killah, your rap, it just dragged.
if ya wanna rap, you gotta speak street
and think on your feet like you feel the beat
but you is just sittin there like yesterdays news
with spit so bad you'd be ashamed to use

hah ur worse than oojay

and you couldn't think of a response. I've never tried it before, ever, so it's not bad considering.

Crowquill owns you all. :laughing:

that cat who didn't even rhyme? you crazy

Crazy...no!
Sarcastic...yes!

hahahahahaha

:rofl:

Yeah, Crowquill rapping is an education!! :laughing:

on par wit yours

ohhh, but at least I posted. You, on the other hand, are too scared to type, while you sit at your little desk frantically trying to think of something to say.

dog i would murk you in a second. you should be happy that i dont really feel like keystyling anyone right now and save your goofy irish ass some embarrassment.

then why don't you "murk me in a second"? Your fingers are too chubby to hit the keys, and your stylin is so old it's rotting on a dump.

yeah, i can't reach the keys. good one.
because to type this, i don't need to be able to reach the keyboard, that skill only comes into play when i have to keystyle battle you.

nah, you have chubby fingers is what I said. That's why it's taking you so long to reply each time.

Why is non of this shit rhyming?

Come on boys...put up or shut up.

(Don't ask me to I'm just observing)

Hey, how about a rap or two to encourage it, then?? :D

Hahaha cmon old man, have a go
Or are you afraid you'll get your ass pwned?
And Rhymefest, try and rap
Because we all know you're full of crap
Who are you trying to show up? Ethan over there?
'Cause that's like beatin a retard in solitaire



LMAO I'M SO LAME! I still pwned RT :p:

What does this Irish faaggot not understand about this?/
I'd capsize your flagship and have you baptised in acid before I gave your flat mind some chances to match my advancements/ Sayin' I got chubby fingers, his standout diss/ MoonlitSunshine is talentless/ And I am the mother fucking king like Oedipus/
My metaphors are mad crazy/
This guy's rhymes are mad lazy/
I didn't mean to, but last night I left your girl with twin babies/
Don't worry too much cause I'll have your soul devoured, it looks like the guy who played the role of powder had a close encounter with a golden shower/
Shut the **** up! Your verse was the worst clown/
I dont need to rap no more, I'll win it in the first round/

Buddy, we're rappin, stick too it
This ain't no poem, this is the real sh*t
Step into my office, get your ass belted
There ain't no escape now, your pin****s a meltin (lol :o: )
you reduced to personal insults, 'cept you're sh*t at them too
I only got 2 words for you my friend, they would be... F*CK YOU




(Bitch got his ass pwned) Haha this is fun I await your reply:D

This little boy couldn't rap(wrap) if it was Christman Eve/
This thread is for adults, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave/
This kid's an ass fiend who likes to get his cock beat by drag queens/
This guy has no style, we call him a flow buster/
I'll bust your brother then get my dick smothered by your homeless mother/
All my rhymes are right-on-time/
They call me an On-Timer/
And this cat really can't rhyme/
I'ma call him a Can't-Rhymer/

^That was very wack, yet better than both your rhymes.

Alright now stop cos you lot are making me cringe...
I'll leave you with a frown longer than an emo fringe
Unfortunately for you, I have some spare time
So I can bust heads snap limbs and maul you with a rhyme
All thriller
no filler
roar like Godzilla
shaming the Killah
Kid I don't wanna namecheck you, I'm adraid I'll make you famous
A shotgun full of insults, ready to make you brainless
Mentioning me in a lyric that was your first mistake
But having to edit your raps? That's the icing on the cake
You should feel honoured that I've dedicated a post to you
But soften that erection and clean up all the man juice
Cos you're not the only one whose raps reek of 'newbie'
There's some more that suck harder than your Mom when she blew me
OOO a your Momma joke!! You didn't see that one coming!!
Like you didn't see the gerbil I shoved up your arse when we were bumming
I've made a gay joke now, so you can't make one for me
You have no leg to stand on and no ***got jokes to bore me
Everyone step down cos Jesus has just spoken
Your words have been dismantled and your spirits have been broken
Whose next to step up? I wanna see some real skill
This was just the beginning, you've yet to see me in overkill...

not to sound like a jackass who thinks that everyone else sucks at rapping but dude, no filler? that whole thing was filler.
maybe its just your guy's rhyme style but you have zero punchlines, its all just quick filler with no real oomph. and dude, when you are trying to diss someone, its best not to talk about how YOU have had anal sex with them. (just a tip)

ill hit you back up later, ima go to sleep now.
be ready hommy

I sorta agree with some of that Hobo, you paid yourself out in the middle of an insult to him. kinda stupid

I think RHYMEFEST takes this thread wayyy too seriously.

Lol I just use it as a pass time, it's fun being pathetic at rapping:D

Hobojesus, you rap like you have no penis,
Grow a pair, buy a pair, get a pair, I don't care,
Just fuckin' stop with tha' wack raps ya'll,
Who do you think you kiddin' Eminem?
Bustin' your plasticine rhymes, I got no times,
For this bullshit you call rapping, go and grow some plaintain nigga,
More like necrophilia, you fuck up the dead bodies perineum.
Did I hear ruthenium? I'm harder than tha' platinum.
YAH HEARRR.
My raps may not flow, but it's better than eating your moms sorghum, she's the ho.

That it is, plus, it's funny making him angry...

Erm.... okay?

I think the whole point of this thread is to reply back with a rap... not some statement... I'll make one back at hiu or somebody when I have time... I gotta get ready... I'm late again...

ur not makin me mad, i am usually excited when i have the oppurtunity to burn someone.

and crow, i don't get too serious bout keystyle battles on the internet

listen to rhymefestkillah/ "ooh im a white boy rapper"/ youd best get a new gimmick/ your record's blemished/ every since i started breaking your rhymes down like a chemic/ your flow is elementary like it just got done ridin on the short bus/ why didnt you warn us?/ that every single word outta your mouth was gonna bore us/ you wanna show me disrespect/ thats okay i dont need your admiration/ i sense your intimidation/ cuz when i f**k you this bad its worse than 12 inches of penetration/ all these folks got their eyes on you musta broke your concentration/ you silly little caucasian/ your marriage to $hitty rhymes has definitely been consumated/ we may be different races but we shouldnt let that come between us/ just ask your penis/ its f**ked more black dudes than hurricane katrina/ i could rap all night but i think ill let you off with a warning/ cuz in the morning/ since i f**ked your mom im sure when i pee itll be burning