Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Artists Corner > Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: Rate this lyric.
0 0 0%
1 1 25.00%
2 0 0%
3 0 0%
4 1 25.00%
5 0 0%
6 0 0%
7 0 0%
8 1 25.00%
9 0 0%
10 1 25.00%
Voters: 4. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-26-2006, 05:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
They call me Tundra Boy
 
DontRunMeOver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
Posts: 1,166
Default Somebody call a vet

(In the style of a country or folk lament)

I had a dog
A little doggie
He was so fluffy
So soggy-nosed
He used to crawl between my bedclothes
In the morning
Without warning

So now,where did my doggie go
I looked so high and I've looked so low
I checked in every corner of the house
And peered under a table but I only found a mouse
I took an ad out in the local paper
It said 'has anybody seen my doggy', with no success
But then, a little later
As I was surfing the internet
That's where I found my long-lost pet

Spot
On an mpeg
Doing a funny thing with his hind-legs
And a man
In a gimp-mask
Taking my poor little puppy up the ass

We used to go out for walks
And I well recall he liked the taste of pork
And that his tail would start wagging when there was shaggin' on the TV
I suppose that I should have guessed
By the way he barked each time that I undressed
It wasn't fleas that made his balls begin to itch
All he really wanted was a dirty little bitch

Oh spot
Where have you gone?
And when did you take to filming bestial porn?
My poor old pooch
I am dismayed to find
That you enjoy being taken from behind

Well, spot
You hurt me so very much
I felt compelled to write this song
Your vile video broke my heart

It also kind of turned me on
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katyppfan View Post
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
DontRunMeOver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 06:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
a l'amou fou pou tout
 
Crazy Luv's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: NY
Posts: 355
Default

this is disgusting mane...
but it sounds like your long-long pet's a
Crazy Luv is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 06:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
Atchin' Akai
 
right-track's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
Posts: 8,696
Default

This is hilarious and easily my favourite. Love the sick twist at the end.
right-track is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 02:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
They call me Tundra Boy
 
DontRunMeOver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
Posts: 1,166
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Luv
but it sounds like your long-long pet's a
Cheers for pointing that one out!

Glad you liked it Right-Track, its one of my proudest lyrical achievements because I decided to write a entire song by just playing the first thing that came into my head and recording it all in one take while I was going, and this was what appeared.

So this song took me about 4 minutes to write, tune, lyrics, chords and all!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katyppfan View Post
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
DontRunMeOver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 02:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
that's my war face.
 
TrampInaTux's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,418
Default

This is brilliant, you can tell in some parts that it was done in 4 minutes but that kind of adds to the funniness of it. You can imagine this being turned into one of them funny flash things that plague the net.

Oh and by the way, Obsolete Alibi has been stuck in my head all day since I downloaded it. I think you're onto something big there.
TrampInaTux is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 03:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
They call me Tundra Boy
 
DontRunMeOver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
Posts: 1,166
Default

Cheers Hobo. Glad you've got the 'obsolete addiction' too! We actually played a gig last night (having only been asked to do it the previous day!) with another band you might want to check out

www.myspace.com/blacklightscene (check them out, the singer's great)

Unfortunately, both bands sounded a bit pants due to doing rubbish soundchecks. Guitars were way too quiet. Plus the crowd were extremely serious but it was still great fun to be playing... we were experimenting with our 'image' and decided to all go in 60's style long-sleeved shirts this time (last gig was t-shirts with comedy logos). With our long-ish blond hair and designer specs, me and Paul looked like a couple of interior designers!

Anyway, sorry I can't analyse your lyrics at the moment - spent the whole day arsing around with studio recording files and didn't manage to get into the lab to do any PhD work, so I'm staying home tonight to do that... away from the evil computer distractions... see you guys in a few days...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katyppfan View Post
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
DontRunMeOver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 05:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
isfckingdead
 
sleepy jack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 18,969
Default



That was great.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by METALLICA89 View Post
Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
sleepy jack is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads



2003-2019 Advameg, Inc.

SEO by vBSEO 3.5.2 ©2010, Crawlability, Inc.