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Old 06-24-2007, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I Was Watching Porn When My Housemate Walked In

This song is based on the varyingly liberal natures of my three housemates.




I WAS WATCHING PORN WHEN MY HOUSEMATE WALKED IN

I was watching porn when Nikki walked in
She said that lust was the deadliest sin
And that I was a dirty pervert
Then locked me out of our wireless network

I was dressing as a woman when Adeola walked in
She stood and stared and didn't say a thing
I asked if my floral blouse matched my wig
She said "yes, but the skirt makes your bum look big"

I was ****ing a goat when Ryan walked in
He said "I'm kind of bored, do you mind if I join in?"
So he grabbed the tail and I grabbed the antlers
Three holes
Three goals
That's all that matters
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When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sometimes I worry about you.
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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like the 1st an 3rd verses son. 2nd needs a little work.

hella ganxta though.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I love it, just hate the use of the word "bum."
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Old 06-25-2007, 07:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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is this a sly cry for a bit of cyber action?
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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what the hell?
is this your true nature?

it has good rhyming, and is pretty colorful
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