DontRunMeOver

This song is based on the varyingly liberal natures of my three housemates.




I WAS WATCHING PORN WHEN MY HOUSEMATE WALKED IN

I was watching porn when Nikki walked in
She said that lust was the deadliest sin
And that I was a dirty pervert
Then locked me out of our wireless network

I was dressing as a woman when Adeola walked in
She stood and stared and didn't say a thing
I asked if my floral blouse matched my wig
She said "yes, but the skirt makes your bum look big"

I was ****ing a goat when Ryan walked in
He said "I'm kind of bored, do you mind if I join in?"
So he grabbed the tail and I grabbed the antlers
Three holes
Three goals
That's all that matters

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sleepy jack

sometimes I worry about you.

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dirt mcgirt

like the 1st an 3rd verses son. 2nd needs a little work.

hella ganxta though.

chumb

I love it, just hate the use of the word "bum."

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...
I begged her, shoot me in the head
She took my gun and shot my leg instead

jackhammer

is this a sly cry for a bit of cyber action?

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ZeppelinAir

what the hell?
is this your true nature?

it has good rhyming, and is pretty colorful

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