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06-24-2007, 06:48 AM | #1 (permalink) |
They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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I Was Watching Porn When My Housemate Walked In
This song is based on the varyingly liberal natures of my three housemates.
I WAS WATCHING PORN WHEN MY HOUSEMATE WALKED IN I was watching porn when Nikki walked in She said that lust was the deadliest sin And that I was a dirty pervert Then locked me out of our wireless network I was dressing as a woman when Adeola walked in She stood and stared and didn't say a thing I asked if my floral blouse matched my wig She said "yes, but the skirt makes your bum look big" I was ****ing a goat when Ryan walked in He said "I'm kind of bored, do you mind if I join in?" So he grabbed the tail and I grabbed the antlers Three holes Three goals That's all that matters |
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