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Old 02-29-2008, 05:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You're out there playing paintball
And you're a sitting duck,
I did some thorough research,
and found out that you suck,
You're out there playing hockey,
and you can't touch the puck,
I did some thorugh research,
and found out that you suck,
You got hired for a job,
but you make less than a buck,
I did some thorough research,
and found out that you suck,
You're trying to stay clean,
but you start playing in the muck,
I did some thorough research,
and found out that you suck,
You're trying to learn guitar,
but the strings are hard to pluck,
I did some thorough research,
and found out that you suck,
Your dog is on its deathbed,
and you're wishing it good luck,
I did some thorough research,
and found out that you suck,
You're in the middle of a spelling test,
and you can't spell the word "tuck"
I did some thorough research,
and found out that you suck!
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you tried to write a poem
but all you rhymed was 'uck'
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you tried to write a poem
but all you rhymed was 'uck'
...
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You're missing the point of it.
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I did some thorough research
And found that Dr. Seuss was a fad
That's over and done.
Shitty rhyming is now just shitty.
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