Rawest rap battles thread

[JustJunMC]

Yo it is the kray Canadian Asiatic Afrocentric
the 60 second assassin leave you *******s deaded
your cash flows rented
your rap flows ended
I'm dumb nice and you crack smoke endless
you get body slammed by Ted Dibiase
I'm a mix of 151 and pure sake
get bodied
by this ASAP Rocky
10th degree black belt karate
I'm like a Bugatti
A high class
fly mack
you dont want to try rap
against me
because I'm similar to a nine blast

[anticipation]

my pistol like my dick
from my hip it dangle
pussy bitch, put it to your lips
and let you taste the rainbow
check the style, super wild
some custom timbs and black camo,
pretty chick, super thick
think she dominican-hispan-rico,
been seeing her for a week, yo
snake slither in my streets
i go outback in the sheets
leave your wife drooping, senseless,
leave a mc present tense-less
BLAOW.

[Newkie]

Now I'm noticing, a certain lack of class,
Right up here in this bitchin thread,
All previous posters, can take one in the ass,
Seriously guys-I wish you were dead

Now this butchery, of the English prose
It's a crime I won't forgive,
Your mums are bitches and daughters, hoes,
Not that it matters, for none of you will outlive

My rhyming legacy,
My lyrical supremacy,
To put it ****ing bluntly,
I'll treat you like Ian Huntley

No quick death, no simple Macbeth,
Just long and slow, like when I go down low, solo,
On your mother,
I'm a gentle lover,
But there'll be no glover,
Making you a baby brother

[Surell]

Speakin of Macbeth
prepare for this m.e.t.h
or this that chronic i'm smokin
stankin like a ghoul's breath
Behind Bars, i'll send your ass to the stars
Known to cause anxiety
With propriety, sendin off omens from afar
Vibin down to a theramin
Greenwood on the beat
Made my trees unapparent
Cuz Police are on the beat
There's a reason you a sore thumb
I put you on smash
Like the finest of pussies
Gettin holed up by the crash
Man in the mirror
Then i'm gone in a flash
Come back like a rash
Comin to your dome with the terror
Ring bearer, stride along Mordor
and they'll be puttin out candles
Scream or cryin "no quarter"
Buy a quarter, cuz bitch i'm travis porter
Guns blast back, spray a pussy like i'm squirtle

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by anticipation

yo it's the nasty slick and dangerous
yo bitches dream bout banging us
my cliq on shrooms and angel dust
grippin steel and sippin' tuss,
twist a blunt, i'm still smokin'
dutch master, fat stogie
this one here's for redwine
never catch me doin' big time, NAWWWW
got plenty cougars in my paw
you a lame rapper cuz
finna get busted in yo jaw
i'm not pretty boi i'm city, country
fuckin' wit my snow bunnies
on a lil somethin' like kim mang
great lake money, can u swim mang
alligator gloc, plenty d's on my wrist
call it baywatch, born stuntin' MANG

WUT

Cool lyrics but the timing doesn't seem right. Just an observation.

[D-man]

Originally Posted by Unrelenting

Writing paragraphs of asinine rhymes with no sense of time
Horrorcore is for children, go ahead and ask RL Stine
His kid's books are still scarier than anything you could write
In fact I'll read your rhymes to kids to help them go to sleep at night
You too busy painting your face trying to look all scary
Real talk homie, you look like a fairy
And my girlfriend wouldn't **** with you, she afraid of clowns
Semi violent rapping is played out, time to find a new sound
I go HAM on these forums, call me porky pig
I ain't ever gunna stop this, take a look at my ****ing sig

This **** is amazing doo

[D-man]

Originally Posted by Surell

Speakin of Macbeth
prepare for this m.e.t.h
or this that chronic i'm smokin
stankin like a ghoul's breath
Behind Bars, i'll send your ass to the stars
Known to cause anxiety
With propriety, sendin off omens from afar
Vibin down to a theramin
Greenwood on the beat
Made my trees unapparent
Cuz Police are on the beat
There's a reason you a sore thumb
I put you on smash
Like the finest of pussies
Gettin holed up by the crash
Man in the mirror
Then i'm gone in a flash
Come back like a rash
Comin to your dome with the terror
Ring bearer, stride along Mordor
and they'll be puttin out candles
Scream or cryin "no quarter"
Buy a quarter, cuz bitch i'm travis porter
Guns blast back, spray a pussy like i'm squirtle

Okay lemme try.. No offense man at all this is just for fun!!!

Yo..


Was that a LOTR reference, okay thats cool...
I didnt know this was a battle for kids in grade school
And it barely even rhymed, your looking like a fool!
You gotta post a rap and your just pushin out a stool

You rhymed beat with beat, and you call that spitting heat?
Man Im take this topic drive, yall sit in the backseat.


Yall dont even try to play. Im a noob but im a pro.
Even your girl know, let me tell you bout this Ho
Show up to my show, then later she got low
Gettin at me slow, but she didnt make me blow.

Move my hands to her waist, and we undo the panty lace
Next thing you know we were deep into the last base

Imma tell you bout her goodies, shes tight and slick
And the only thing you squirtin is your own damn ****

[Surell]

Listen, sucker, the idea is "context"
and right now there's no contest
When i'm gettin on my conquest
and whippin your ass like bondage
Let me inquire, or make an Inquisition
Do you use spanish fly to get the girls up on the friction?
the whackest diction, lookin like an incision
where you used to keep your soldiers halted in position.
How ima spit hot on a screen? i type a firewall
to hold out the peasants and viruses from my flyer balls
I spit fire that destroys entire mobs
and speak in paradox to silence you liars, all
Check this: when i hop on the beat
It's like seein you on the street, gettin your ass beat
But my cop ass, prowlin on my beat
know your nasty ass is trash so i pause for a beet
Like Doug, but what's really thug
When the cop don't help cuz that fucker was the mugger
Bummer for you is that it's happily ever after
Right after i smack your ass like Gandalf with them rafters

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by Surell

Listen, sucker, the idea is "context"
and right now there's no contest
When i'm gettin on my conquest
and whippin your ass like bondage
Let me inquire, or make an Inquisition
Do you use spanish fly to get the girls up on the friction?
the whackest diction, lookin like an incision
where you used to keep your soldiers halted in position.
How ima spit hot on a screen? i type a firewall
to hold out the peasants and viruses from my flyer balls
I spit fire that destroys entire mobs
and speak in paradox to silence you liars, all
Check this: when i hop on the beat
It's like seein you on the street, gettin your ass beat
But my cop ass, prowlin on my beat
know your nasty ass is trash so i pause for a beet
Like Doug, but what's really thug
When the cop don't help cuz that fucker was the mugger
Bummer for you is that it's happily ever after
Right after i smack your ass like Gandalf with them rafters

Oh! nice

surrel lyics too clean, like purel
sparky money long,
-not just a herald
singing swan songs
cuz my
barley barrel gone
like we in the country
of donkey kong,
n64 socket is how i get it 'on
Sean John used to go on
with that vote or die ****
so
carbon monoxide in the garage
in the black dodge
going out playing miley cryus
yet i live another day
party in the usa

[D-man]

"How ima spit hot on a screen? i type a firewall"

This line is genius man lol respect. You guys are good I think ill like it here