Rawest rap battles thread

anticipation · 10-07-2014, 10:03 AM

once again its the god returning
in the form of a verse
been gone so long haters
thought i got locked like murs
couple trash rappers in here thinking
they could turn the tables, little
did they know i keep
a streetsweeper in the stables,
nearly every rhyme i see
is a made up kiddie fable,
i show em to my homies
we laughing while we starting labels
truth is when your bitch move
she call me before the cable
want the d cuz it extends from
her nose down to her navel
got the triple beam in the 6
in case you wanna square off,
i pitch to senators and hicks
pour up hypnotic in my Kix
im the foundation of my block
hitting licks, my shit go deeper
than the mortar and bricks,
i ain't no teacher cuz fuck you kids
no future for y'all in this pen game
besides coffins or bids,
i simply came through to handily win
only to find you square bears
already gone in the wind
and just cuz i'm sonning you
don't look for this godfather
to tuck you bitch rappers in.

~

Sparky · 10-07-2014, 02:02 PM

Sparky,
breast fed and bodes well,
catch me at the good milk hotel
forell
surrel raps sterile like purrell
soon curtailed, like this is the south an his partner is samesex male
surrell and Dale, sound and sweet until both deceased from wounds to belly and chest
unexplained suicides, like two Elliott Smiths,
sparky is known to have a little of the 'Antoinette
or better yet puss/guts/blood money paper check at every onset
or new discovery
like landing upon a bitch named toosik
whom wento see blue man group, left with tulips
I mean cumstains on his blue lips

Sparky, "for sex and gender equality"
surrell and toosik should enjoy each others comradery
so i can brand it as sodomy treatment procedure modern day lobotomy
which entails lemme get a couple dollars b and answering the phone whenever it's "duty"

toosik · 10-07-2014, 03:37 PM

Anticipation and sparky, two girls dancing round a red purse,
Keep chatting sh.it, your faces'll get 're-arranged' like Fred Durst,
Throw you from the roof head first, I clearly should,
Just to see which one of you cun.ts has bled worse, period.
Both of you are overweight, yeah you're not really the type for sports,
Still watching he-man cos you just love seeing men in lycra shorts,
You're both hyper dorks, so if you knew how many fights I've fought,
You'd be white as a sheet, unable to speak a bit like a corpse.
I'd cut you like knifes and forks, so stop getting up my nose like the white you snort,
You should keep your writing short, cos first you got your life to sort.
Don't come back with some sh.ite retort,
Cos like your mum and her vaginal warts, I might abort.

Surell · 10-07-2014, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky

Sparky,
breast fed and bodes well,
catch me at the good milk hotel
forell

Har har!

Quote:

surrel raps sterile like purrell

Motherfucker this is like the ninth time you used that shit

Btw where were you motherfucker's like 4 pages ago when me and toosik were tearin it up. Pussy asses

Sparky · 10-07-2014, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell

Har har!

Motherfucker this is like the ninth time you used that shit

Btw where were you motherfucker's like 4 pages ago when me and toosik were tearin it up. Pussy asses

I stole the good milk hotel line from twitter

And i can never remember if i actually used that purrel line or not lol so i just say **** it

I'm down to have an actual judgement between you two, I'll read it and make my verdict soon enpugh

Sparky · 10-07-2014, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toosik

Anticipation and sparky, two girls dancing round a red purse,
Keep chatting sh.it, your faces'll get 're-arranged' like Fred Durst,
Throw you from the roof head first, I clearly should,
Just to see which one of you cun.ts has bled worse, period.
Both of you are overweight, yeah you're not really the type for sports,
Still watching he-man cos you just love seeing men in lycra shorts,
You're both hyper dorks, so if you knew how many fights I've fought,
You'd be white as a sheet, unable to speak a bit like a corpse.
I'd cut you like knifes and forks, so stop getting up my nose like the white you snort,
You should keep your writing short, cos first you got your life to sort.
Don't come back with some sh.ite retort,
Cos like your mum and her vaginal warts, I might abort.

toosik raps like a meth'd out gary busey
surprised he can afford something to write on other than loose leaf
the previous cum stain has now been preserved on his face as blue dick cheese
"bitch please" says toosik to his canine companion
the pair riding the carpet, and T ain't no aladdin
roof roof!
hey toosik when you throw me off the roof!
can it be in manhatten?
thats the way i am" My name is stan
care to imagine?
This already happened 14 years ago
And my wigga ass is still steady rappin
With a flock of wacka's and silicone asses on my jock
B-rabbit(me) already crossed 8 mile, and I shut down papa doc
aka toosik's lame ass

Surell · 10-08-2014, 12:30 AM

Actually you've only used it twice, someone else must have done it or I'm crazy or something. No I am definitely trippin.

Yeah you should def pass down a judgment tho since a) you started this bad bitch and b) you are the rawest rapper in the battle game. "Rapping like a methed out Gary bussey" I srsly don't even have to go any further it's over after that.

Sparky · 10-08-2014, 11:53 AM

oh stop

Do go on

You just earned yourself the title of the new grand champion for late summer/early fall Surrel, congratulations you are the greatest rap battler of the past few weeks on mb

how does it feel? how much grinding did it take to get here? Is the studio your lover?

....We could add a poll to this thread

Surell · 10-08-2014, 01:41 PM

It feels pretty good since I was essentially one of two battle rappers of the past few weeks, feels pretty good. it took a whole stair rail to get here, it wasn't easy since i do not sk8bord. yes i fuck my studio, no i dont no the basedgod.

Dude we could! we could have tourneys and shit and be all official, that'd be pretty ill

toosik · 10-08-2014, 02:35 PM

Well its not the first time Surell sucked Dick in order to achieve a goal,
The last time at BK left him fuc.ked, split with a bleeding hole.
It's true, sparky I like your style so I'm not gonna Diss you,
But surell's like a zoo with just one dog, that's a sh.itzu.
I can't believe you think surell won out of the two of us,
Have you read it? Put his sh.it where sh.it belongs then give the loo a flush.
If he gets upset tell him calm down and fill the kettle,
At the end of the day he should be happy, at least he got a silver medal.
Some of his chats weren't so bad but it's clear that he rushed a few,
I know you not aladin mate but that fool has fuc.ked abu,
You must've knew, even jafar blew disgusted spew,
He's only admitted that to a trusted few, and they're all men that have fu.cked kids too.

10-07-2014, 10:03 AM	#231 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	once again its the god returning in the form of a verse been gone so long haters thought i got locked like murs couple trash rappers in here thinking they could turn the tables, little did they know i keep a streetsweeper in the stables, nearly every rhyme i see is a made up kiddie fable, i show em to my homies we laughing while we starting labels truth is when your bitch move she call me before the cable want the d cuz it extends from her nose down to her navel got the triple beam in the 6 in case you wanna square off, i pitch to senators and hicks pour up hypnotic in my Kix im the foundation of my block hitting licks, my shit go deeper than the mortar and bricks, i ain't no teacher cuz fuck you kids no future for y'all in this pen game besides coffins or bids, i simply came through to handily win only to find you square bears already gone in the wind and just cuz i'm sonning you don't look for this godfather to tuck you bitch rappers in. ~

10-07-2014, 02:02 PM	#232 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Sparky, breast fed and bodes well, catch me at the good milk hotel forell surrel raps sterile like purrell soon curtailed, like this is the south an his partner is samesex male surrell and Dale, sound and sweet until both deceased from wounds to belly and chest unexplained suicides, like two Elliott Smiths, sparky is known to have a little of the 'Antoinette or better yet puss/guts/blood money paper check at every onset or new discovery like landing upon a bitch named toosik whom wento see blue man group, left with tulips I mean cumstains on his blue lips Sparky, "for sex and gender equality" surrell and toosik should enjoy each others comradery so i can brand it as sodomy treatment procedure modern day lobotomy which entails lemme get a couple dollars b and answering the phone whenever it's "duty"

10-07-2014, 03:37 PM	#233 (permalink)
toosik Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 82	Anticipation and sparky, two girls dancing round a red purse, Keep chatting sh.it, your faces'll get 're-arranged' like Fred Durst, Throw you from the roof head first, I clearly should, Just to see which one of you cun.ts has bled worse, period. Both of you are overweight, yeah you're not really the type for sports, Still watching he-man cos you just love seeing men in lycra shorts, You're both hyper dorks, so if you knew how many fights I've fought, You'd be white as a sheet, unable to speak a bit like a corpse. I'd cut you like knifes and forks, so stop getting up my nose like the white you snort, You should keep your writing short, cos first you got your life to sort. Don't come back with some sh.ite retort, Cos like your mum and her vaginal warts, I might abort.

10-08-2014, 11:53 AM	#238 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	oh stop Do go on You just earned yourself the title of the new grand champion for late summer/early fall Surrel, congratulations you are the greatest rap battler of the past few weeks on mb how does it feel? how much grinding did it take to get here? Is the studio your lover? ....We could add a poll to this thread

10-08-2014, 02:35 PM	#240 (permalink)
toosik Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: UK Posts: 82	Well its not the first time Surell sucked Dick in order to achieve a goal, The last time at BK left him fuc.ked, split with a bleeding hole. It's true, sparky I like your style so I'm not gonna Diss you, But surell's like a zoo with just one dog, that's a sh.itzu. I can't believe you think surell won out of the two of us, Have you read it? Put his sh.it where sh.it belongs then give the loo a flush. If he gets upset tell him calm down and fill the kettle, At the end of the day he should be happy, at least he got a silver medal. Some of his chats weren't so bad but it's clear that he rushed a few, I know you not aladin mate but that fool has fuc.ked abu, You must've knew, even jafar blew disgusted spew, He's only admitted that to a trusted few, and they're all men that have fu.cked kids too.