I need help writing a second verse for a song credit will be given
 

I need help writing a second verse to a song and help with the chorus credit will be given if I ever end up recording the song

[intro]
pink rabbit
rabbit ah

[Verse 1]
roll a couple blunts load a couple bowls
ion really care that's how its gonna go
cause tonights a night
for you, me, a little bit of green
and I'm not talking dough
anyone can come through if they ain't a foe
sit around and make each other glow
you already know
yeah I pass out that green no quid pro quo
we living tonight like we came
from down below
sit in the focus smoking
I'm hitting **** like a pinball machine
token
take a couple more doses
till I'm going in out like osmosis

[Chorus]
cause tonight is a night for onesies
living in luxury tomorrow when we wake up
we're gonna need introductory
so many drugs it's like me flipped around {em}.
recovery (Eminem)

Yo I got your back, mate. Here ya go.

(Verse 2)
bro why did nobody ever tell me
it was so hard to drive while jerkin' it
drove right into a pizza hut drive-thru
now they got me workin' it
gotta pay all them bills man
'cause grass don't buy itself
and I ain't talkin' bout weed either
nah, I'm talkin' lawns man, and top shelf

uh

every single weekend I see the young dudes trippin',
and they can keep that **** 'cause you know I'm busy clippin'

[Chorus]

that's right

other boys be smokin'
and I'm like, "yo, that ****'s whack!"
'Cause the only grass I need
is in my sexy lawn out back

now ya'll can do what you like
smoke some weed
play some tunes
get yourselves all turned around till you're flyin' to the moon
but don't you throw that **** at me
like all the fists you be throwin'
'cause while you suckas out there hatin'
I'll be in my lawn growin'

[Verse Three]

a lawn man, son
yeah
you know that's what I am
and you can just catch this hand
you try to litter on my land

I got them good mowers, bitch
keep my **** clean and neat
go nice and slow so I don't shred my feet
wave to the cops that walk the beat
'cause I ain't afraid of them
hell nah
they get up in my face, I just laugh like it's rich
'cause hey
you may be a law man, snitch
but I'm a lawn man, bitch

uh

[Chorus]
all the ladies be dopin'
and I'm like "girl, that ****'s obscene!"
'cause your clothes would look much better
scattered all across my green
got it freshly cut
for your butt
so lay them cheeks down
and lets play another round
as my batter takes your mound

uh!

I'm whippin out my driver
goin' for dat hole-in-one
and before this day's done
girl
I'll make that pussy hum

[obligatory Snoop Dogg guest rap, app. five minutes]

L
to the A
to the W
to the N

lawn lawn lawn

so call me maybe

:rofl: Top shelf stuff. On par with Martini Blue

Omg there's no way I can compete with that

How does a mere mortal even compose such inimitable beauty as:

Also 'Turn off the phone, I don’t want that brrrr, yeah'. Unassailable.

Standing on the corner crossfaded
Totally Jaded
cause my ho is tardy
now I'm late for the party
I could be there drinking Bacardi
with Darnell my homeboy
and his homeboy Rob Roy

Slipping through the street
and guess whom I meet?
A couple of PO PO on the beat
Pigs punch me in the bowel
I'm hurting now
Grunting like a sow
Moaning monosyllabic words like "ow!"
Standing in the precinct where cops took me
Asking me questions while they book me
Through in the slammah
next to Bubbah Alabama
Now I'm shuddering, shuddering, shuttering like a camera

Gonna shit myself hardcore
Nanny gonna wipe me down
Slather me up with Desitin
Then the pee fountain starts
I'm gonna kick her with my booties
And motherfucker I'm gonna laugh