|07-13-2022, 01:23 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2022
I imagine this is gospel but I’ve no idea who this ‘Jireh’ is.
This congregation, if it is one, sings so brilliantly they could almost make me a believer. I said almost.
|07-13-2022, 06:39 PM||#4 (permalink)|
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Got that right.
"Do us a solid, would ya?"
"Sure, Lord, anything for you!"
"Sacrifice that kid of yours, yeah?"
"But.. but Lord!"
"You said anything, Abraham!"
"Uh, well, yeah I... guess I did."
"Get that knife of yours."
"Now raise it up and prepare to strike."
"Yes Lord (sorry son)"
Now - PSYCH! Got ya there Abraham me old mate! Oh my... er, me! You were really gonna do it! Guys! Guys! He was really gonna do it! You owe me a Coke!"
"NOT ****ing funny, Lord!"
"Ah, get a sense of humour, you useless mortal. Don't know why I bothered creating you in the first place. Tell you what: how do you fancy wandering in the desert for forty years? Eh? You like that? Cos I can do it..."
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