Electrophonic Tonic

I'll have my rankings up tomorrow morning. There is an essay that needs to be done first

YorkeDaddy

pfffffffffffffffffffft power rankings are way more important

Electrophonic Tonic

Week 6

1. Green Bay Packers- Yawn.

2. Detroit Lions- I'm not sure quadruple teaming Calvin Johnson would stop Megatron

3. New Orleans Saints- Their 30-27 win over the Panthers represents the NFC South formula: Great offense, sustainable defense.

4. New England Patriots- Oi! Here we see, a rare sight! A runnin' game by the Patriots! Isn't it gorgeous?!

5. Baltimore Ravens- An early bye will hurt them in a division that specializes in grinding down it's rivals over the season.

6. Buffalo Bills- Riddle me this Batman: the Bills have more/better wins, fewer loses, and are 3 point underdogs to the Giants....?

7. San Francisco 49ers- Just when Chan Gailey had coach of the year locked up... here comes John Harbaugh

8. Houston Texans- I have to give them massive respect for playing as well as they did, without Andre Johnson against an inspired Raiders team.

9. Pittsburgh Steelers- Last time Ben Roethlisberger scored that much, he was in a bathroom stall.

10. San Diego Chargers- You can't let Denver only lose by 5 points, especially when they downgraded at QB in the middle of the game.

11. Oakland Raiders- They've been over achieving all year, with Al Davis' death continue to inspire them.

12. Washington Redskins- The prime example of team that is not really as good as the ranking, but they're earned the spot.

13. Tennessee Titans- Classic curse. They start to be noticed by the media, and they falter.

14. New York Giants- Consistently inconsistent, just like always.

15. Dallas Cowboys- A perfectly timed bye-week to sure up Tony Romo's ribs.

16. New York Jets- Not-so sexy Rexy when the defense can't stop anyone.

17. Atlanta Falcons- Thankfully, they are only the 2nd most disappointing NFL team with a bird nickname.

18. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Oh, the humanity!

19. Cincinnati Bengals- Will they ever come down from Cloud 9? Not over the next 3 weeks, I bet (Colts, bye, @ Seahawks)

20. Chicago Bears- I will never question Jay Cutler's toughness ever again. On a scale of 1 to 10, that O-line sucks.

21. Philadelphia- Vince Young will never live down that dream team comment.

22. Cleveland Browns- Peyton Hillis this season... can we say Madden curse?

23. Carolina Panthers- I'm not a Cam Newton believer just yet, but I am no longer a Cam Newton doubter.

24. Kansas City Chiefs- Oh Matt Cassel, you're good enough to win a few games so the Chiefs don't draft Andrew Luck. Consider yourself the least popular man in KC.

25. Minnesota Vikings- Wait, the Vikings win when Adrian Peterson runs the ball?!! What a concept?!

26. Seattle Seahawks- Gotta give them credit for a good win on the road.

27. Arizona Cardinals- Kevin Kolb can turn it around... maybe.

28. Jacksonville Jaguars- I have nothing to say, because I don't think anyone cares about these guys. (Except the city of Los Angeles....)

29. St. Louis Rams- At 0-4 in the NFC West, they're right in the thick of the division title race.

30. Denver Broncos- Tim Tebow is the answer! (To drafting Andrew Luck)

31. Miami Dolphins- Miami's recipe for not losing? A bye week.

32. Indianapolis Colts- It's cute because they're trying.

FRED HALE SR.

You must have missed the Chargers game, Tebow was a huge upgrade, especially if you saw Orton in the first half. And its JIM HARBAUGH, not John. And how can the Chargers still be behind the Texans who lost w/o Andre Johnson and are now gonna be w/o the services of Mario Williams. Oh and they lost to the Raiders also, gimme a break.

YorkeDaddy

I think you see the Chargers as a way better team than they actually are.

FRED HALE SR.

Lets put that aside for at least a second. The Raiders just went into Reliant stadium and beat the Texans in their house. Same record and they are ranked below the TEXANS? Where is the logic in that? That was my point. But yes i think the Chargers should absolutely be ranked ahead of the Texans and definitely in the top 8, they are 4-1 no matter how they did it. Their schedule gets brutal later in the year, so we will see how it plays out.

I don't see how the Texans will get any better either, Mario Williams is a gigantic loss for their line. The only form of pressure in that game was due to Cushing and their linebackers blitzing.

captaincaptain

I don't see where there's justification for the Patriots to be over the Bills, other than they 're the Patriots.

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YorkeDaddy

There's no denying that the Patriots have the second best offense in the league and are rolling over almost everybody.

FRED HALE SR.

I agree. I guess beating someone head to head doesn't mean anything. Same record and buffalo beat them. The logic is flawed. Would love to see Buffalo win that division.

YorkeDaddy

1. Packers - I'm not saying I think it'll happen, but I'm also not saying that I would be surprised if this team goes 15-1 or 16-0.
2. Ravens - They got a very quality win against the Texans, and 6-1 will be very easy to achieve will matchups against the Jaguars and Cardinals in the next two weeks.
3. Patriots - A sloppy win against Dallas? Might as well be a loss. They only played great on that last drive.
4. 49ers - I am now a believer that this is the second best team in the mighty NFC.
5. Lions - People, stop talking about the post-game confrontation. Talk about the brilliant game this team still put up against the 49ers.
6. Saints - That was pretty ugly, overall.
7. Raiders - The addition of Carson Palmer will make these guys better than they already were. You can take my word for it.
8. Chargers - A win against the now heating-up Jets could silence some of the non-believers.
9. Bills - They lost to a fairly good team. While they didn't play excellently, they have time to regroup in their bye this week.
10. Steelers - When's the last time Mendenhall had a decent game? Ever?
11. Giants - A quality win against the Bills and this team looks pretty good right now.
12. Buccaneers - I'm not sure how, but these guys are tied for first in their division. Can they actually develop some consistency now?
13. Bengals - I'm caving. Could the Bengals maybe even make the playoffs with this rookie QB at the helm?
14. Titans - Let's see what they do after that bye.
15. Cowboys - The 'Boys gave the Patriots a run for their money. That's an impressive feat.
16. Jets - Alright, you got one. Now start getting some more wins. The Chargers is a big test.
17. Falcons - A trip to Detroit? Good luck.
18. Bears - Well....you beat Minnesota.
19. Eagles - Hey, they CAN win!
20. Redskins - Huge drop. Rex Grossman, that was pathetic.
21. Texans - This is getting ugly. Injuries will be the end of them.
22. Browns - They got sorta close to Oakland I guess.
23. Chiefs - They just got a bye. Can they regroup?
24. Panthers - Cam, if you don't start winning, I will be upset.
25. Broncos - Tebow! Tebow!
26. Seahawks - I'm really not even sure who's quarterbacking this team.
27. Cardinals - Kolb! Wait...
28. Jaguars - At least they're not the worst team with only one win!
29. Vikings - This team is just a travesty. Worst coaching staff in Football, worst Quarterback situation in Football. It's just bad news.
30. Dolphins - Oh.
31. Colts - At least they're kinda close.
32. Rams - Oh.