Except there may not be. :(
#Schadenfreude

Edit: ****. Misread it. **** you Batty. :(:(:(

If you don't stop I'm not going to go for cheeseburgers and Steel Reserve with you mate.

Consider this a warning!

you can come for molson canadian and poutine in canada

Bovril and a balti pie at the football.

We can chant abusive chants at opposition fans behind the segregation line.

Then you can come to the boozer after for some ale.

We will treat you like one of our own lads.

want to get plastered and pick a fight with the biggest, baldest, liverpool fan i can find.

Harry Kane signs new six-year contract with Tottenham | Football News | Sky Sports

Congratulations to Harry (and Spurs). Knew he was a good lad. You don't see him dabbing on the Snapchat with a dyed mohican and tattoos, or hanging outside of London's clubs with his hippy crack and plastic chested girlfriends. He just keeps himself to himself and scores the goals. Showing Spurs that loyalty. Great to see.

Sir Harry Edward Kane, of England :cool:

Last night I signed up for Aston Villa's forum just to post that but there are a bunch of hoops just to be able to post even after I was registered and I gave up. All I wanted was to troll and get banned.

Sounds like Villa Talk.

Yup. What's the next best soccer forum to troll Aston Villa fans?