What did you learn today? (Kiss, effect, quote)

Raine · 08-02-2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I work for Peterbilt Trucks

PIMP SH!T!!!!

So you probably wear greasy coveralls?
I like it. . .
Actually I love it.
The smell of motor oil can be quite stimulating

Laces Out Dan! · 08-02-2006, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

So you probably wear greasy coveralls?
I like it. . .
Actually I love it.
The smell of motor oil can be quite stimulating

I think i speak for the majority of MB when i say this...you need to STFU

Raine · 08-02-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

I think i speak for the majority of MB when i say this...you need to STFU

try as you might but my anger has simmered.
But I will not ignore your transgressions.

How bout you stfu?
Let's try that instead.

And you're just jealous I love MJ more than I like you

Laces Out Dan! · 08-02-2006, 12:17 AM

I really couldnt give a fuck...why the hell would i want some melodramatic bitch from the internet liking me anyways?

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-02-2006, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

So you probably wear greasy coveralls?
I like it. . .
Actually I love it.
The smell of motor oil can be quite stimulating

I don't get dirty, I am far too smart and charming for that

Raine · 08-02-2006, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

I really couldnt give a fuck...why the hell would i want some melodramatic bitch from the internet liking me anyways?

melodramatic?
I'll give you melodramatic.

This is melodramatic:
lespaul hurt my feelings. and he dissed me on the internet and doesn't care about me or my feelings or anything he says.
I'm gonna run home andc all my mommy.

I'm gonna wake my boyfriend up and tell him to beat the crap outta some guy named scott because he hurt my feelings.

That is melodramatic

jibber · 08-02-2006, 12:42 AM

I'm gonna write about what i learned this week:

randomly starting a bonfire/bbq on your driveway will ensure that people drink alot. in this case, do not consume enough alcohol that your friend's feel compelled to break one of your landlady's kitchen chairs.

if this does happen however, it makes for some entertaining times if you distribute the broken pieces to everyone at said bbq, and start an impromtu drumming session using the empties as drumsticks.

when the novelty of drumming on a broken chair with empty beer bottles has worn off, wooden furniture makes for good firewood.

don't let flaming newspaper float into your neighbours front lawn and onto their roof while they're outside putting the garbage out, it wont make you popular with them.

ski movie premieres at a bar with tons of skiers all very stoked on a good movie and in very high spirits makes for an awesome drinking night, and also causes a few of my friends to go for a 3:30am swim in the lake in the middle of winter.

skiing with a massive hangover, having had only 4 hours of sleep and waking up still drunk is a good way to get over the hangover quickly, but makes you feel like death while doing it, because it's bad enough being able to feel the hangover coming on while you're curled up on the couch with a glass of water, let alone sitting on the chairlift at 10am trying not to throw up on the skiers below you

bungee jumping off of a 134m platform is SO much more fun than a 40m one.

a bottle of wine in a few hours does ALOT less for me than it did before i left home, which is sad, i liked being a cheap drunk.

when in need of entertainment, grab two bottles of cider. duct tape one to each of your roommate's hands. hilarity will ensue. try to time it so that he is incapacitated by the full bottles of alcohol on his hands just before dinner is served, it'll be funny trying to watch him eat spaghetti bolognase without his hands.

I think that's it for this week....

Alo · 08-02-2006, 03:50 AM

Mosquitos are able to climb through holes smaller than their head. Stupid itchy animals. -itches foot-

Alo · 08-02-2006, 03:53 AM

And I learned that Jibber is a f*kn alcoholic. Alkyyhawwlliiicc!

TrampInaTux · 08-02-2006, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

melodramatic?
I'll give you melodramatic.

This is melodramatic:
lespaul hurt my feelings. and he dissed me on the internet and doesn't care about me or my feelings or anything he says.
I'm gonna run home andc all my mommy.

I'm gonna wake my boyfriend up and tell him to beat the crap outta some guy named scott because he hurt my feelings.

That is melodramatic

You

Are

A

loser.

08-02-2006, 12:17 AM	#34 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I really couldnt give a fuck...why the hell would i want some melodramatic bitch from the internet liking me anyways? __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

08-02-2006, 12:42 AM	#37 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	I'm gonna write about what i learned this week: randomly starting a bonfire/bbq on your driveway will ensure that people drink alot. in this case, do not consume enough alcohol that your friend's feel compelled to break one of your landlady's kitchen chairs. if this does happen however, it makes for some entertaining times if you distribute the broken pieces to everyone at said bbq, and start an impromtu drumming session using the empties as drumsticks. when the novelty of drumming on a broken chair with empty beer bottles has worn off, wooden furniture makes for good firewood. don't let flaming newspaper float into your neighbours front lawn and onto their roof while they're outside putting the garbage out, it wont make you popular with them. ski movie premieres at a bar with tons of skiers all very stoked on a good movie and in very high spirits makes for an awesome drinking night, and also causes a few of my friends to go for a 3:30am swim in the lake in the middle of winter. skiing with a massive hangover, having had only 4 hours of sleep and waking up still drunk is a good way to get over the hangover quickly, but makes you feel like death while doing it, because it's bad enough being able to feel the hangover coming on while you're curled up on the couch with a glass of water, let alone sitting on the chairlift at 10am trying not to throw up on the skiers below you bungee jumping off of a 134m platform is SO much more fun than a 40m one. a bottle of wine in a few hours does ALOT less for me than it did before i left home, which is sad, i liked being a cheap drunk. when in need of entertainment, grab two bottles of cider. duct tape one to each of your roommate's hands. hilarity will ensue. try to time it so that he is incapacitated by the full bottles of alcohol on his hands just before dinner is served, it'll be funny trying to watch him eat spaghetti bolognase without his hands. I think that's it for this week.... __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

08-02-2006, 03:50 AM	#38 (permalink)
Alo Scarf Join Date: May 2006 Location: Brighton, UK Posts: 715	Mosquitos are able to climb through holes smaller than their head. Stupid itchy animals. -itches foot- __________________ I rocked my shoelaces untied

08-02-2006, 03:53 AM	#39 (permalink)
Alo Scarf Join Date: May 2006 Location: Brighton, UK Posts: 715	And I learned that Jibber is a f*kn alcoholic. Alkyyhawwlliiicc! __________________ I rocked my shoelaces untied