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Old 04-28-2017, 10:49 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Well, you know what to do. Genuinely the funniest show in history.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:50 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Well, you know what to do. Genuinely the funniest show in history.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:53 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Makeout sesh is a lie. If it was true you'd have already told us stories about 2 chicks at the same time, but all you ever mentioned were orgies.



Yeah.. o well, it's not deviant behavior within my social circle. I was talking to my friend in the hall last night about blood play/bondage/etc and we had to start whispering when people walked by. Ya'll are some judgmental prudes.
Blood play? Are you a serial killer or something?
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:58 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Not that I'm aware of, but I do enjoy making you all awkward.
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:04 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Blood play? Are you a serial killer or something?
Prude.
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:28 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Ok i've got 3 more:

-Once when I was camping at Mt. Rainier, my dad took me and my younger brother for a hike, and we hiked along the side of the cliff with the water rushing below us. I nearly slipped and fell in the water.
Too inane of a story. Lie.

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Linda once went to a strip club with me.
I'll go with this one as the lie. The lap dance was probably not in a strip club and only included to throw us off.
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:32 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:53 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2017, 06:05 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Ok i've got 3 more:

-Once when I was camping at Mt. Rainier, my dad took me and my younger brother for a hike, and we hiked along the side of the cliff with the water rushing below us. I nearly slipped and fell in the water.

-I've gone to Canada 2 times in my entire life.

-I once told an old lady at a corner shop in Monterey that her hair looked nice, and she gave me her number and told me to call her later. She was in her late 60's.
#3 is a lie.

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Linda once went to a strip club with me.
Linda bought me a lap dance and then watched.
Years ago Linda use to enjoy watching me make out with her BFF.
#2 is a lie.
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Old 04-28-2017, 06:05 PM   #110 (permalink)
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-I once told an old lady at a corner shop in Monterey that her hair looked nice, and she gave me her number and told me to call her later. She was in her late 60's.
This is cute. Did you call her?
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