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Old 01-21-2007, 10:08 PM  
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Like I wanna have sex after watching a bunch of dirty hairy hobbits on a pirate shipp then i wanna go on teh interweb and post about it

post ur ghey fantasies/experiences!1
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:09 PM  
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My partner is such a self centered little buttercup..like...when was the last time MY balls got any attention
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:10 PM  
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Oh you go boy! When my partner does that I tell him I won't cook for him for a week and that straightens him back up.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:12 PM  
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One time i decided i wasnt going to cook for him. and one day i came home and there was this mexican in my kitchen with only a sock on...we had quite the feist that night...*purr*
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:13 PM  
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Oh snap! My man never does anything like that for me, his idea of romantic is a beer and the superbowl. Little does he know I got the real game know what im sayin'?
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:15 PM  
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OMG, like i know right?
My man can't even please me anymore...his idea of foreplay is smacking me in the face with his roger.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:18 PM  
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Yeah, my man wasn't into doing it under the christmas trees with condoms and miscellaneous christmas presents anywhere. So insensitive!
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Rofl. You guys are horrible.
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I licked out my bff.






















And I'm not even joking.
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