Save us Oh Great One! (Kiss, members, title, track)

jibber · 03-17-2007, 04:38 PM

Apparently we should all be so lucky as to have Oojay guide us to spiritual redemption. I have lived a godless life, and I say NO MORE! I plead to you Oojay, SAVE OUR POOR MISGUIDED SOULS! SHOW US THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST! PROTECT US FROM THE EVILS OF MASTURBATION AND HOMOSEXUALITY!! MB members, come and claim your eternal salvation!

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God!"

Fal · 03-17-2007, 04:47 PM

I masturbate a lot and have kissed men, sometimes on the lips. I've even touched tongues with two of them.

Save me.

bruise_violet · 03-17-2007, 04:49 PM

I HAVE BEEN HURT
I HAVE SEEN MY BLOOD RUNNING OUT

I HAVE BEEN NEAR TO MURDERED EVERY DAY
BECAUSE I DONE MY DUTY POINTIN' OUT THE DEVILS PEOPLE

AND THIS IS MY REWARD?

(let you beware, think you be so might the power of HELL may not turn your wits?)

**right-track** · 03-17-2007, 05:01 PM

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I swear in front of my children and take the Lords name in vain.
I worship false Gods...except for Christiano Ronaldo (who is God...seriously!)
I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).
I occasionally urinate in the shower (I know, I know...but sometimes I just can't help it

)
I watch porn on the internet...only sometimes, but I never download it...it's just those 5 minute things...does this count?
And worst of all I wanted Man City to beat Chelsea the other day so Man United could increase their lead in the Premiership title race. *sobs*

**Urban Hatemonger** · 03-17-2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).

Take a pic so I know how many hail Marys to give you

tdoc210 · 03-17-2007, 05:08 PM

ive kissed boys
i fapped to your mom
i think religion is only good for childrens tales
i wish i couldve been a roman soldier whipping jesus, and nailing him to the cross

oh jesus enslave me

Ma Cherie · 03-17-2007, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Forgive me for I have sinned.
I fancy my next door neighbour (the one with the big tits).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Take a pic so I know how many hail Marys to give you

50 each, thats being nice, i could say go spank your self but thats getting abit kinky and were no suppoed to be that right?

riseagainstrocks · 03-17-2007, 05:37 PM

I wrote a song called Darfur: The Musical

I went to the Holocaust museum and cracked all sorts of jokes

I called out a girl in my Bio class for sucking my ****

THERE IS NO GOD

littleknowitall · 03-17-2007, 08:22 PM

My mothers a Pagan and my dad s arealist, it's eternal damnation for me i'm afraid...and i've kissed men, and i once fell on my cat.....and i question wether it held cruel intentions or was just an accident.

**sleepy jack** · 03-17-2007, 08:23 PM

..i'm...i'm...I'm a..a...republican.

SAVE ME OOJAY!

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03-17-2007, 04:38 PM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,328	Save us Oh Great One! Apparently we should all be so lucky as to have Oojay guide us to spiritual redemption. I have lived a godless life, and I say NO MORE! I plead to you Oojay, SAVE OUR POOR MISGUIDED SOULS! SHOW US THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST! PROTECT US FROM THE EVILS OF MASTURBATION AND HOMOSEXUALITY!! MB members, come and claim your eternal salvation! "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God!" __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

03-17-2007, 04:47 PM
Fal My account? Disabled. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 78	I masturbate a lot and have kissed men, sometimes on the lips. I've even touched tongues with two of them. Save me.

03-17-2007, 04:49 PM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	I HAVE BEEN HURT I HAVE SEEN MY BLOOD RUNNING OUT I HAVE BEEN NEAR TO MURDERED EVERY DAY BECAUSE I DONE MY DUTY POINTIN' OUT THE DEVILS PEOPLE AND THIS IS MY REWARD? (let you beware, think you be so might the power of HELL may not turn your wits?) __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

03-17-2007, 05:08 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,546	ive kissed boys i fapped to your mom i think religion is only good for childrens tales i wish i couldve been a roman soldier whipping jesus, and nailing him to the cross oh jesus enslave me __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

03-17-2007, 05:37 PM
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: JMU Posts: 3,151	I wrote a song called Darfur: The Musical I went to the Holocaust museum and cracked all sorts of jokes I called out a girl in my Bio class for sucking my **** THERE IS NO GOD __________________ www.siegemusic.blogspot.com One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

03-17-2007, 08:22 PM
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swansea, Wales, UK. Posts: 1,502	My mothers a Pagan and my dad s arealist, it's eternal damnation for me i'm afraid...and i've kissed men, and i once fell on my cat.....and i question wether it held cruel intentions or was just an accident. __________________ My Myspace. My Bands Myspace - Please Show Some Love Here. My Youtube. My Ultimate Guitar.

03-17-2007, 08:23 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,570	..i'm...i'm...I'm a..a...republican. SAVE ME OOJAY! __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.