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Originally Posted by billyjerome
What if Jesus loses the battle?
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Jesus don lose
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Originally Posted by Skaligojurah
Naw, he's going to win. He's going to break out the window, and have Lucifer sucked into space. Because, Lucifer killed his father. But, right before, Lucifer will go "Jesus, Jesus, I am your father".
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nah, Lucifer will ask the Antichrist to bring young Seawalker to him to lead him to the dark side, but the Antichrist is actually Seawalker's father, and rebels against Lucifer, who is actually Seawalker's grandfather
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
How can someone who's given his whole plan away already to everyone on Earth lose?
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mught be Lucifer is a saboteur master
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Originally Posted by crukster
Oh man. I'm expecting an interview for a job as a grave digger in like...9 days.
This bull**** is gonna put me out of business.
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look on the bright side - Sean Connery was a gravedigger, so was Phil Oakey from the Human League
and no, you'd have a lot of graves to dig before the rapture
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Originally Posted by crukster
Who knows. Maybe it refers to a new stage of revolution in Human Society, something like the industrial revolution. Maybe as a result of our raping of the Earth, we'll set into motion a chain reaction of atomic elements which result in it's burning destruction, and we'll have to build spaceships to escape it, thus rocketing into a new age. And only those who are able to provide a solid and neccessary service to the "New World" will be allowed onto the spaceships.
Or maybe God is gonna use a float ray. Don't question God. It's BLASPHEMOUS
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tractor beam is what I'm thinking
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Originally Posted by crukster
DO you not find it interesting though, how if you look at all that crap about the end of the Mayan calender, one interpretation was that it's not the end of the world, but it's like burning down wrote end of the world as we KNOW IT - the idea was the sun will enter a new phase/new stage.
Maybe thats what the rapture means too...maybe the sun will enter a new stage...and people who cant cope will like...go mad or some ****. And maybe we will evolve like...
SOLAR PANELS on our head
...and live forever...
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green antennae so's we can communicate telepathically