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On Halloween, the dead return to haunt the Earth, and so I – what? Not Halloween? Another week to go yet? IGOR! I-GORRR! You woke me up too soon, you bumbling idiot! Now look what you've done! IGOR! You useless cretin! I told you to stay off that spider wine! Honestly, just can't get the staff these days. Unless you're willing to pay. Which I'm not.
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Well, what a way to screw up your return, eh? What can I say?
Hi everybody!
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Hi Trolls

Hey Hawk. Still Member of the Year, I see. You know, I never quite realised that referred to other than your status at the forum.;) Not very poilte to brag about your attributes though, you know, Florida Man....
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Hey it's good to be back!
I think.

Hi there, TH! Good to see you. How are things?

Hey grindy! Glad to see you haven't changed the avvy. Nice to be back. Things are okay now, but man was it a terrible year.

Hey Chula. How's my favourite grandad! :beer:
Hi Ki, or should I say Key now? Good to see ya!
Yeah, strokin' your mom! :laughing:

^Nice.

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welcome back Trollheart :love:

Thanks man. Good to be back.
In case anyone is wondering where I was all this time, I spent it in a small cabin at the top of Mount Fujijama, where I subsisted on unleavened bread and spring water for three hundred days, communing with nature and clearing my mind of all thoughts (which wasn't hard) till in a flash of insight I suddenly realised the secret to eternal life!

Refrain from dying.