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Old 04-19-2019, 02:43 PM   #17621 (permalink)
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I don't spend my days pouring over stories of old men with wiping problems.
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Old 04-19-2019, 02:46 PM   #17622 (permalink)
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Feeling as if she had no choice, one flight attendant put on three layers of surgical gloves and started wiping. As she did so, the man allegedly started moaning in pleasure and encouraging her, “deeper, deeper!” He then claimed that she hadn’t done a good enough job and made her wipe three more times before he was satisfied.

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Old 04-21-2019, 05:52 AM   #17623 (permalink)
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Sri Lanka explosions: 160 killed as churches and hotels targeted

At least 160 people killed, suicide bombings targeting churches and hotels.

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Old 04-22-2019, 08:46 AM   #17624 (permalink)
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Leader of right-wing militia arrested by FBI 'for detaining migrant families at gunpoint in New Mexico'
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Old 04-22-2019, 09:13 AM   #17625 (permalink)
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They woke up to screams. Outside, a dingo had their toddler.


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Old 04-22-2019, 09:22 AM   #17626 (permalink)
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^ Nice! She's a really clever actress and really nails that accent and unstated loathing. I don't remember that episode, but I do remember the complete Meryl Streep dingo-ate-my-baby movie.
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Old 04-22-2019, 01:00 PM   #17627 (permalink)
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Dingoes Ate My Baby was also the name of Oz's band from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Old 04-23-2019, 08:46 AM   #17628 (permalink)
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^Now I finally understand where that comes from
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Old 04-23-2019, 10:22 AM   #17629 (permalink)
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The dingo really did eat her baby tho

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Old 04-23-2019, 02:44 PM   #17630 (permalink)
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The dingo really did eat her baby tho

Poor woman
No that was another dingo/baby incident. This baby was saved albeit with a fractured skull.
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