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Old 03-16-2021, 11:37 AM   #22621 (permalink)
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If you were older I'd say I'd love to meet up, but a 14-year old Spanish girl and a 58-year old Irish guy? You don't need your maths thread to work out the equation there, and it certainly ends with me squirming very uncomfortably in a police station...

Cop 1: "So, you KNEW she was 14, huh?"
Me: "Um, yeah..."
Cop 1: "And you posed as a 14-year old?"
Me: "No, I didn't. She knew I was 58."
Cop 2: "And you were going to talk to her about MUSIC?"
Me: "Yeah."
Cop 1: "You expect us to believe that?"
Cop 2: "You disgust me."
Cop 3: "Anyone want coffee?"
Cops 1 and 2: "NO! GTFO!"
Cop 1: "Now, where were we?"
Me: "Look, she just asked about music recommendations on this site..."
Cop 2: "Music eh?"
Cop 1: "Bet you thought you'd make sweet music with her eh?"
Me: "No. I just wanted to see her. And then there was this maths thing..."
Cop 2: "Maths?!! My father was shot by a maths teacher!"
Cop 1: "You're going DOWN, scumbag!"

Yeah, just not worth it. Send me a postcard maybe. Much safer.
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Old 03-22-2021, 11:02 AM   #22622 (permalink)
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Pittsburgh area police officers posts to private Facebook group show hostility, hate



The mask really brings out his thumbfulness.
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Old 03-22-2021, 11:12 AM   #22623 (permalink)
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Lmao yeah I can totally picture his mask being a painted nail
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Old 03-24-2021, 08:23 AM   #22624 (permalink)
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Telling that the new shooting hasn't got a mention

it do be like "I can believe this News Story"
Mass shootings starting up again. Just another sign that 'Murica is returning to "normal."
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Old 03-24-2021, 09:20 AM   #22625 (permalink)
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Telling that the new shooting hasn't got a mention

it do be like "I can believe this News Story"
Why is it telling?
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Old 03-25-2021, 04:11 PM   #22626 (permalink)
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Giant Ship Blocking Suez Canal Could Take ‘Days, Even Weeks’ to Free

SUEZ CANAL AIS SHIP TRAFFIC LIVE MAP





Several highly pollutive shipping containers gathered in one place. Interesting.

In other news, the Suez-side Cafe is seeing unprecedented business.
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Old 03-25-2021, 04:16 PM   #22627 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:37 AM   #22628 (permalink)
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"Georgia bans giving water to voters in line under sweeping restrictions"

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Old 03-30-2021, 08:29 PM   #22629 (permalink)
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