Music Banter - The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

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Frownland

03-12-2018 10:33 AM

Dumb kids. You're supposed to hyperventilate and stand up quickly, not actually choke yourself out.

OccultHawk

03-12-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1932632)

Dumb kids. You're supposed to hyperventilate and stand up quickly, not actually choke yourself out.

Yeah

I actually used to love doing that

Now it just happens for no reason

Chula Vista

03-12-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1932627)

The mobile Burger van is the perfect solution; Chula and Batlord could go on a Thelma-&-Louise style roadtrip together, cementing their friendship as they flip burgers shoulder to shoulder across the US.

I only see one problem. He'd eat em quicker than I could cook em. :D

Chula Vista

03-12-2018 12:22 PM

We're about to find out if small hands really equal small Johnson.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/polit...urn/index.html

Frownland

03-12-2018 12:52 PM

*clutches pearls in distress*

OccultHawk

03-12-2018 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1932648)

She'd make the money back and then some on media appearances alone

She probably doesn’t even have the money on hand. Someone is trying to front it to her for a cut is my guess. Next step is out with it anyway and someone guarantees to cover legal fees and all for a cut. Or she just gets straight up funded by the never trumpers. She’s in a great situation, that’s for sure. What a career boost!

Chula Vista

03-12-2018 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1932655)

What a career boost!

Church.

Frownland

03-12-2018 05:47 PM

Stormy Daniels Fails to Draw Crowd During Long Island Strip Club Appearance

Pretty sure that this is a scene from Twin Peaks.

Trollheart

03-12-2018 06:28 PM

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