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Old 05-11-2018, 01:26 PM   #11391 (permalink)
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Was it a tub birth?

Actually, nevermind, this joke was dead in the water before it even started.
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Old 05-11-2018, 01:27 PM   #11392 (permalink)
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At least the kid never heard about it.
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Old 05-11-2018, 01:28 PM   #11393 (permalink)
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Was it a tub birth?

Actually, nevermind, this joke was dead in the water before it even started.
Comedy is a sink or swim business.
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Old 05-11-2018, 03:13 PM   #11394 (permalink)
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When you're as intelligent as I am, saying dumb **** is about as funny as it gets.

The fact that you guys remember it tells me that it's one of my best.
You forgot to mention modest.
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Old 05-11-2018, 03:35 PM   #11395 (permalink)
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It’s also important to keep in my that George Will amplified the existential threat against humanity when he conspired with Reagan giving him advance notice of debate question specifics to destroy Jimmy Carter. The horrible residue of Reagan’s subsequent arms race still menaces mankind today and future doomsday scenarios remain unknown. We do know that we’re left with thousands of very dangerous antiquated nukes thanks in very large part to George Will so instead of bashing Pence and Trump with horrible pretentious bull**** thesaurus driven writing he should instead consider making amends by killing himself.
^ Well, nobody's perfect...

I don't know much about Reagan-era USA, but I suspect that the arms race would've marched inexorably on, regardless of whether Reagan contributed or not. If you're looking for a culprit, surely this is the guy to blame, not George Will:-

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Old 05-11-2018, 07:24 PM   #11396 (permalink)
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Apologizing for a joke is a sign of moral bankruptcy imo.
White House Refuses to Apologize for Aide’s Joke About McCain

Good. They should only apologize for not being harsh and/or funny enough.

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Old 05-11-2018, 07:35 PM   #11397 (permalink)
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White House Refuses to Apologize for Aide’s Joke About McCain

Good. They should only apologize for not being harsh and/or funny enough.

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I hope there’s a strong backlash against sensitivity and super brutal jokes become the norm.

And **** a bitch who goes snitching to the press when they’re just **** talking behind the scenes.

And btw **** YOU for banning me for making a brutal joke on here, bitch.
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I'm seeing a lot of outrage that he was criticized while having served for the country. I'm like damn you're right, she should've mentioned that he was a war criminal too.
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I'm seeing a lot of outrage that he was criticized while having served for the country. I'm like damn you're right, she should've mentioned that he was a war criminal too.
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Old 05-11-2018, 10:34 PM   #11400 (permalink)
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“This special-needs student sat down and was eating lunch. He grabbed his tray and said, ‘you don’t have money in your account,’ and dumped his tray in the garbage. He did not offer him an alternate food option,” the anonymous student said.
I always thought it was weird that lunch at the school cafeteria isn't free to begin with or that they entice kids to spend extra money ala cart like they should be in charge of budgeting
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