The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Lucem Ferre]

Every religion gets smoke blown up their ass. Why cherry pick the jews? Cause they own **** and it's easier to target them to build up this epic conspiracy theory to help feed your hero complex and make yourself feel important or interesting?

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Every religion gets smoke blown up their ass. Why cherry pick the jews? Cause they own **** and it's easier to target them to build up this epic conspiracy theory to help feed your hero complex and make yourself feel important or interesting?

Did you not read my quotes from the Talmud? Unless you are a Jew, they are taught to hate you and view you as an animal that needs to be killed. Are you saying you're okay with that?

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Did you not read my quotes from the Talmud? Unless you are a Jew, they are taught to hate you and view you as an animal that needs to be killed. Are you saying you're okay with that?

I'm saying that it's easy to pick these things from any religion and you know it. You're particularly targeting the Jews because it fits your narrative easier.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I'm saying that it's easy to pick these things from any religion and you know it. You're particularly targeting the Jews because it fits your narrative easier.

Okay white knight. I am singling out the Jews because of their practices. Their shitty, shitty practices. Sue me for not wanting the Jews to take advantage of the non-Jews [which I'm assuming includes you, because there's no way in Hell that you're on the list of God's chosen people] *insult receipt for calling me a moron.

Have a good night.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Okay white knight. I am singling out the Jews because of their practices. Their shitty, shitty practices. Sue me for not wanting the Jews to take advantage of the non-Jews [which I'm assuming includes you, because there's no way in Hell that you're on the list of God's chosen people] *insult receipt for calling me a moron.

Have a good night.

Ironic being called a white knight by you.

The practices you claim they practice you lack any solid proof of. All you do is spout conspiracy theories. And if you want to hate people for ****ed up practices, again, that's most religions. You single out the Jews, like I said, to fit your narrative to feed your hero fetish. Spouting ignorant nonsense about the Jews trying to persuade children into homosexuality over Disney shows bending to the cultural curb and trying to create a progressive image. Yet I don't remember you making a big deal about the Vatican's continued protection over pedophiles in their Catholic churches. Or Islam's radical extremists actually practicing the hatred towards outsiders in their religious texts.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

The practices you claim they practice you lack any solid proof of.

Right, it's not like Judiasm goes back 3,000+ years or that the Jews have been kicked out of every country except Narnia because of their practices.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

like I said, to fit your narrative to feed your hero fetish.

Dude, stop with the hero fetish shit. It's getting creepy.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I don't remember you making a big deal about the Vatican's continued protection over pedophiles in their Catholic churches. Or Islam's radical extremists actually practicing the hatred towards outsiders in their religious texts.

I literally post about those issues all the time on my truther network, which you don't follow.


And I told you to have a good night. It's totes rude not to say it back.

[Oriphiel]

Scientologists vs. Zionists vs Lizard People vs Underground Nazis vs Moon Nazis

Who would win in a fight?

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Scientologists vs. Zionists vs Lizard People vs Underground Nazis vs Moon Nazis

Who would win in a fight?

Scientologists sign a BILLION-year contract, so they seem loyal as fuck. Will probably fight until their dying breath. On the other hand, zionists have "God" on their side, which is hard to quantify, but can't be ignored. The lizard people can shape-shift, giving them an edge, but I feel that the underground Nazis might team up with the Moon Nazis, giving them an unfair advantage. It's a tough one to call.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

No, I PURPOSELY left out the "zionist" moniker because I was studying the Jewish Talmud and remembered that zionist or not, ALL practicing religious Jews get the same smoke blown up their asses since birth, with their holy books.

So all Jews are evil basically.

Also, I have neither a daughter, nor any flannel.

Then I guess your son wears a feather boa.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by grindy

You watch too much Family Guy.

I try not to. That one was good though.

Originally Posted by MicShazam

Are you Dave Mustaine?

Is this another conspiracy theory?

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

“When it comes to a non-Jew in peace times, one may harm him indirectly, for instance, by removing a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice.” [Shulkan Arukh, Yoreh De ‘ah, 158][/I][/B]

[ ^ That last one is actually kind of funny.]

So the moral is, if you're painting a house DO NOT ask a Jew to hold the ladder!!