lol @ that “journalism”

you can do a history of tragedy on anything

Big Wheels
Refrigerators falling on people
Chainsaws bouncing back
baseballs
Scissors
Olives

I mean whatever

Cotton Candy??????

Good one

This just in: You can grab the life jacket and not actually equip it until youre out of the vessel. Its the new life meta.

Also on a more negative note. Who the hell needs to be told to grab a life jacket on a sinking ship?

There's a well known trope in comics called "women in refrigerators" about how girlfriends of superheroes are often killed or maimed as a plot point for the hero. I say that qualifies.

Only you would know this.

*slowly shakes head*

****ing epic.

https://pm1.narvii.com/6789/50c5ebb6...ef69av2_hq.jpg

I can't see what it is. I mean, I know it's Alex but what the **** is it meant to be? Mangled corpse? Dismembered body? Bones? Girl in a bag? **** drawing.

The point is his hilarious reaction.

I knew this.