"My divine precognition now tells me that JFK Jr. had a change of plans after he couldn't make the Stones concert...and he will now make his first re-appearance and announce his presidential run with Trump on Music Banter!!!"

What is it with The Mail Online? They give you the headline IN BIG, BIG letters, THEN they give you ALL the main points of the story in smaller, but bolded, bullet points. Is their readership so lazy/stupid that they have to have the stories broken down into digestible chunks and spoonfed to them? It really annoys me. If you're going to read the article, ****ing read it! I don't want the damn thing summarised before I even get a chance to read it! Hate that paper.

Also, obviously, Q's are just completely insane and as gullible as children, even more so. At least children grow out of their innocence and naivete. I'm actually surprised this ****er didn't get someone to dress up and say he was JFK Jr. These morons would probably swallow it. And why do they think, should JFK Jr return, that he would be satisfied to be a VP? He'd want the White House for himself. Despite, of course, the small detail that he never ran for any public office, did he? Died young, was not in politics, but they still think he'll be the Orange Turd's Zombie Vice President???

Apparently he was suspected of being murdered by Hillary cause he might have been deciding if he wanted to run for the office she was going to run for. Except he didn't die, faked his death, and has been working behind the scenes ever since. Or so jwb told me.

She was seen near his aircraft just before it took off, that's true. I know cos this guy in a pub told another guy in a pub who heard it from three lads outside the pub who swore the bus driver worked for the CIA... must be true.

Don't believe it, it's just another shaggy dog story...