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Old 08-01-2018, 10:44 AM   #13081 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2018, 12:45 PM   #13082 (permalink)
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Man has limbs amputated after being licked by a dog

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Old 08-01-2018, 07:42 PM   #13083 (permalink)
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So of course the question now is what happens to the dog?
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He's gonna go to a nice farm.
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Old 08-02-2018, 01:13 AM   #13085 (permalink)
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So of course the question now is what happens to the dog?
He'll be sold to North Korea and used for executions.
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Old 08-02-2018, 04:32 AM   #13086 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2018, 05:26 AM   #13087 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:07 AM   #13088 (permalink)
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Why is there a picture of a guy when the story is about a woman? Am I (as ever) missing something here?
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:09 AM   #13089 (permalink)
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Why is there a picture of a guy when the story is about a woman? Am I (as ever) missing something here?
You're not the only one. I don't get it either.
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