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The Batlord 03-22-2017 01:36 PM

Cause everyone would avoid your ****ty ass.

Cuthbert 03-22-2017 01:39 PM

Better than being asked for 'spare' cigarettes mate.

Frownland 03-22-2017 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1815880)
If you vaped you wouldn't have this problem.

I also wouldn't be smoking cigarettes, which I prefer.

It's like comparing whiskey to wine coolers.

Goofle 03-22-2017 01:57 PM

I prefer vaping personally. Cigarettes taste awfu, leave that awful taste hanging aroundl and give you less of a hit. Obviously they are much cooler which is the only benefit.

Cuthbert 03-22-2017 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1815885)
I prefer vaping personally. Cigarettes taste awfu, leave that awful taste hanging aroundl and give you less of a hit. Obviously they are much cooler which is the only benefit.

Decent breakdown.

I dunno about the cooler bit though, a few of the local 'roadguys' have asked for a go of my vape, and got chatting to me off the back of it.

Jump on the bandwagon Frownlord.

Frownland 03-22-2017 02:27 PM

I like the awful taste a lot tbh.

riseagainstrocks 03-22-2017 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1815885)
I prefer vaping personally. Cigarettes taste awfu, leave that awful taste hanging aroundl and give you less of a hit. Obviously they are much cooler which is the only benefit.

This is basically accurate. Hard to look cool with a 'robot penis' as I like to call them, but you do smell like grapefruit.

I like the taste and don't really like the smell. As a decade+ smoke this has always amused/frustrated me.

I need to quit. ITS SO HARD THOUGH

Cuthbert 03-22-2017 02:46 PM

https://twitter.com/Jimmy_Langley/st...08337668984832

:)

Chiomara 03-22-2017 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1815885)
I prefer vaping personally. Cigarettes taste awfu, leave that awful taste hanging aroundl and give you less of a hit. Obviously they are much cooler which is the only benefit.

Why not a proper pipe or cigar?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-22-2017 04:21 PM

a pipe seems like far far far too much work. they look cool as **** though. i think whether or not cigs look cool or lame depends on you as a person. i highly doubt batdork looks any cooler with a marlboro in his hand.

Frownland 03-22-2017 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1815916)
a pipe seems like far far far too much work. they look nerdy as **** though.

Edited for truth.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-22-2017 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1815919)
i'm not cool.

Edited for truth.

Frownland 03-22-2017 04:32 PM

You go ahead smoke a to****inbacco pipe in public and tell me how many people look at you like you're cool. Then survey those people and see if they find nerdy things to be cool. Then create a control group and see if they think you're cool or nerdy and compare results.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-22-2017 04:32 PM

drugs aren't cool

Frownland 03-22-2017 04:38 PM

Of course drugs aren't cool. It's the people who use them that are.

The Batlord 03-22-2017 05:08 PM

People who think smoking is cool...


http://1mpkoh2uj7ew36r28p3t8kxt11gl....00-450x350.jpg

https://tiphanysepiphanys.files.word...smoking-tm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IkFmp.jpg

http://cigarettezoom.com/wp-content/...ey-smoking.png

http://www.jpmf.ca/media/don-draper-smoking.jpg

http://favim.com/orig/201105/09/boy-....com-38548.jpg

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_Y_5soXAAAEWqa.png

http://s3.picofile.com/file/82223136...2qroo1_500.jpg

http://p2.pstatp.com/large/1081/2125092110

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...787qo1_500.gif

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-22-2017 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1815930)

so hawt

The Batlord 03-22-2017 05:14 PM

Yeah Lana's a solid 9/10 with a dimepiece mouth.

bulbasaur 03-22-2017 05:16 PM

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/galle...ie-smoking.jpg

Tristan_Geoff 03-22-2017 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1815936)

hawt

The Batlord 03-22-2017 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1815936)

10/10 would molest

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-22-2017 05:23 PM

damn

bulbasaur 03-22-2017 05:24 PM

i thought we were just posting people smoking cigarettes

The Batlord 03-22-2017 05:33 PM

This is entrapment.

Cuthbert 03-22-2017 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the batlord (Post 1815940)
10/10 would molest

:d

The Batlord 03-22-2017 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1815944)
:d

Four and a half god damn years and you're still ****ing up that emoticon?

bulbasaur 03-22-2017 05:39 PM

:d

The Batlord 03-22-2017 05:42 PM

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Frownland 03-22-2017 05:43 PM

b:

bulbasaur 03-22-2017 05:46 PM

http://puu.sh/uVehR/9f09c46129.png

Goofle 03-22-2017 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1815931)
so hawt

U reckon bruv?

Cuthbert 03-22-2017 05:52 PM

Lana Del Rey is hotter than the sun.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-22-2017 05:55 PM

i would let her **** in my mouth

Thelonious Monkey 03-22-2017 05:55 PM

http://favim.com/orig/201105/09/boy-....com-38548.jpg

hawt

Goofle 03-22-2017 05:56 PM

Nice try, Chula.

Lisnaholic 03-24-2017 06:38 AM

It took the London police about 24 hours to name the killer in the Westminster Bridge attack. Well, I had a name for the guy the minute I learned what he'd done!

The way the lesson has been learned, through multiple outrages, is terrible, but to their credit most of the Brit newspapers are showing photos of the victims rather than photos of the murderer on their front pages. At least terror-attack reporting now shows a more responsible sense of focus - an improvement since the day when Timothy McVie was given star treatment with his portrait on the cover of Time magazine. Well done the media; decency can win out over sensationalism.

Today's front pages:-

'The homegrown terrorist' and UK's 'defiant' response - BBC News

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-24-2017 06:48 AM

disgraceful cover on The Sun imo, cheap attempt at being clever. http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cps...sun-resize.jpg

Lisnaholic 03-24-2017 07:25 PM

^ Yeah, but the other newspapers, Qwerty....

Also, at the bottom of The Sun's front page, did you notice:-
"Aftermath of outrage: 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 & 13" Perhaps they don't trust their readership to understand "2 -13"

Frownland 03-24-2017 07:29 PM

"Where the **** is page negative eleven?"

Cuthbert 03-24-2017 07:47 PM

I lol'd at the front cover once I got what it was, didn't realise the attacker had actually said those words so wondered wtf it was about the first time I saw it.


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