Sun readers don't realise there are pages after page three... :rolleyes:

^ A genuine LOL at that remark! Very good, Trollheart! :laughing:

Why would anybody read a newspaper that didn't have topless babes?

Who doesn't want breath that smells like rotting buffalo arse? So cool.

People who have just smoked sometimes smell like butter. It's a kind of sweet smell. It's not great but it always reminded me of butter.

Think about this next time you smell someone who just smoked.

I've been holding a cigarette probably four times a day seven days a week now for about in the region of seven years for my sister who can no longer smoke by herself, and all I have ever smelled is dirty nasty smoke getting down my throat and up my nose. I can't believe it's not butter. That's cos it isn't!

Being a non-smoker = ****ing a rotting buffalo arse

If you pick up the habit then A.) it'll stop stinking, and B.) you'll have something to bond over with your sister. And only smoking four cigs a day would be torture.

I'm never going to pick up the habit, it's filthy. But I expect I'll get cancer before her. Oh well, so it goes.

Also, we already bond over so many things, not least the fact that circumstances have decreed we shall spend the rest of our lives together.

So's shitting. Would you give that up?

If it was going down my throat and coating my lungs, yes. Anyway, ****ting is a necessary thing you have to do. You don't ****, you burst, that simple. Smoking is a choice. An addiction, yes, but when you take it up it's a choice. Nobody has ever said "Hey you know what? I'm gonna take up ****ting!"

Terrible, terrible analogy, Bats, even for you.

So you don't enjoy a good shit? You never stand up after laying some brick and admire your handiwork?

So do you admire your sputum after coughing up a lung?

I do actually. Sort of like the satisfaction from popping a zit.

Um, no....
And that still doesn't address the fact that ****ting is compulsory, smoking is not. Also, to my knowledge ****ting doesn't give you cancer.

****ting is gross but still enjoyable, and considering your advanced age I imagine you won't have to worry about lung cancer being the thing that kills you. Might as well cut loose while you still have the chance.

No thanks. I don't even WANT to smoke, no interest in it now or ever, so why would I? **** cigarettes, filthy ****ing things.

You should at least try vaping.

TH can't even appreciate the relief of taking a huge and effortless ****? What a tightass.

Agreed mate.

A while back I was going to create a thread called Overrated/Underrated in the games/polls forum and a nice relaxing visit to the bathroom was the first underrated thing I'd have mentioned.

Whether it's used as an exit or an entrance, it still feels damn good.

Like, take a ****, then enter the restroom? I don't get that.

:d

I don't know how I missed this demo in November - Adobe can now apparently modify human speech waveforms simply by typing in the desired phrase... including words not originally spoken in the sample waveform.



So at this point, I presume that neither photographs, nor video footage, nor audio recordings are admissible as evidence in a court of law?

Like when you can't quite make it to the bathroom so you go in the bushes like Smokey but you still gotta wipe.

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I wanna say that's absolutely ****ed, but is offensive odors left by curry really a problem that costs exorbitant amounts of money? Cause... I don't know.

I would've banned white people because of the microwaved broccoli smell they leave behind.

That reminds me of this story I saw last week...

India washing machine launched with 'curry' button - BBC News

hahaha, gonna remember that.

Not sure what an extra button is going to do. Turmeric is a bitch to get out.

If you're eating it every day (which is common) then maybe, if you needed it out quickly.

What is this, the fifties? Didn't John Christie say the same about his co-tenants, till they discovered the bodies in his walls? :yikes:

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* Russian model risks her life by dangling off a 307 metre skyscraper for the perfect picture https://imgfast.net/users/2511/47/97...les/987791.gif

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haha

Yeah, I've seen that video numerous times. The level of trust there is insane but I just hope other idiots don't think they can pull it off the same way and try it.

God damn, if she fell I'd learn to be Superman in three seconds just to cop a feel.


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Her instagram is ok.