The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Tell me, what has OH done for you to make you ride his dick so hard?

[Oriphiel]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Tell me, what has OH done for you to make you ride his dick so hard?

As if I need an excuse to ride a moose cock like his.

► Florida Fishmonger Turns To Homosexual Prostitution To Pay Off Gambling Debts

[Unitron]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

► Florida Fishmonger Turns To Homosexual Prostitution To Pay Off Gambling Debts

I love how almost every weird news story starts with some variation of "a Florida man".

That heat must really get to people.

[windsock]

Originally Posted by Unitron

I love how almost every weird news story starts with some variation of "a Florida man".

That heat must really get to people.

It's not a real news story tho

[Unitron]

Originally Posted by windsock

It's not a real news story tho

lol just noticed that, but what I said does still stand.

Originally Posted by elphenor

is he beta though?

[OccultHawk]

It’s the middle of the night. Right now there are millions of fathers under the same roof as their children. Many peep into their rooms, careful not to wake them, just to double or triple check on the safety of their beloved sons and daughters. These are real men and true fathers. These are men who understand that proximity and presence matter. These men know that a real father is there. On the other hand, right now, all across America, millions of so called fathers have let the world tear them from their children. Are their children safely tucked away and breathing the deep breaths of sleep as well? Probably, but their biological fathers are too weak to be there. For all kinds of reasons these women that they’ve grown to hate and resent have rejected them and took their sons and daughters away from them and expose them to men who are not their fathers. These fathers have endless excuses and justifications for their absences. The women are bitches. The system is rigged against them. And so on. Whatever the case, they can’t check on their children’s well-being without being arrested for trespassing or some other similar charge. I have my guess as to which group of fathers, those who are there or those who are not, make up the majority of those typing words like “beta” and “cuck” into their computers (hint: they’re not busy checking in with their kids and then climbing back into bed with their mothers)

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

It’s the middle of the night. Right now there are millions of fathers under the same roof as their children. Many peep into their rooms, careful not to wake them, just to double or triple check on the safety of their beloved sons and daughters. These are real men and true fathers. These are men who understand that proximity and presence matter. These men know that a real father is there. On the other hand, right now, all across America, millions of so called fathers have let the world tear them from their children. Are their children safely tucked away and breathing the deep breaths of sleep as well? Probably, but their biological fathers are too weak to be there. For all kinds of reasons these women that they’ve grown to hate and resent have rejected them and took their sons and daughters away from them and expose them to men who are not their fathers. These fathers have endless excuses and justifications for their absences. The women are bitches. The system is rigged against them. And so on. Whatever the case, they can’t check on their children’s well-being without being arrested for trespassing or some other similar charge. I have my guess as to which group of fathers, those who are there or those who are not, make up the majority of those typing words like “beta” and “cuck” into their computers (hint: they’re not busy checking in with their kids and then climbing back into bed with their mothers)

You're a sad, pathetic little man. If that's the BEST that you can do to try to hurt my feelings, then you have failed. But please, continue

[OccultHawk]

Except for the not actually being there part.