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Old 11-06-2018, 04:03 AM   #15011 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:05 AM   #15012 (permalink)
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I'm particularly proud of the abortion joke
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:22 AM   #15013 (permalink)
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I liked it too

Can you write a story where elph mistakenly raises my child?
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:30 AM   #15014 (permalink)
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No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort himself.
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:44 AM   #15015 (permalink)
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No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort his child.
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Old 11-06-2018, 09:24 AM   #15016 (permalink)
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Elph: Ooh... I think I'm about to...

Girlfriend: Keep going!

Elph: But...

Girlfriend: I said keep going!

*Future Elph phases into existance and knocks Past Elph's cock out of his girlfriend*

Elph: Hrmblglf *splooshes off to the side*

Girlfriend: Woah, what the ****? Who the **** are you?

Future Elph, flipping them both off as he phases back out of existence: You'll thank me laterrrrrrr...
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:11 AM   #15017 (permalink)
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It's in the Science thread and it was Harvard.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-06-2018, 11:55 AM   #15018 (permalink)
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So when you gonna post the ultrasound ala Chula?

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oh I don't go in that thread because there's hardly any ****fests
lol.. youre missing all the times when I get Mindful worked up for mocking his "science"
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:08 PM   #15019 (permalink)
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anyone else hear about astronomers picking up an asteroid with a shape and trajectory that should be impossible

unless it's not a an asteroid, it's a satellite or probe

heard it on NPR but can't find the article

not one of those alien conspiracy things, it was I think the lead astronomy guy at Yale who floated it being alien tech
And another science dude called the first guy out on being a gullible fool, saying that it could be explained with something simpler than "omg aliens". Didn't read further and the article was Danish, but that's roughly what happened, I think.
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:25 PM   #15020 (permalink)
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It's never aliens.
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