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Old 01-02-2019, 01:39 PM   #16111 (permalink)
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How do you mean you found out recently?
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Old 01-02-2019, 01:40 PM   #16112 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2019, 02:31 PM   #16113 (permalink)
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sent in a DNA test out of curiosity about my grandmother being native American

truth is she was just an alcoholic with olive skin and Jaundice

I got back a letter from Elizabeth II that read "Congratulations"
That makes you 100% white right there.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-02-2019, 04:46 PM   #16114 (permalink)
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That makes you 100% right right there.
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Old 01-03-2019, 01:35 AM   #16115 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-03-2019, 01:43 AM   #16117 (permalink)
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Let's skin the cousin ****ing honkies and hang them by their red necks.

Make it look like a snow storm hit them trees.

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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-03-2019, 02:33 AM   #16118 (permalink)
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Caring about their ancestry is for Nazis and retards.
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Old 01-03-2019, 02:35 AM   #16119 (permalink)
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Caring about their ancestry is for Nazis and retards.
Only when you're a genetically inferior white.
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Go back long enough and every living organism probably has the same ancestor.
I just found out I'm 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % primitive single cell organism.
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