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Old 01-13-2019, 12:07 PM   #16331 (permalink)
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I wonder what Page would feel about being blasted with Greta Van Fleet all day?
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Old 01-13-2019, 12:10 PM   #16332 (permalink)
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There's a very hilarious alternate universe where Led Zeppelin is suing Greta Van Fleet for stealing their music.
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Old 01-13-2019, 12:14 PM   #16333 (permalink)
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This is the most Walmart news story I've ever seen

Woman banned from Walmart after allegedly riding electric cart while drinking wine from Pringles can
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Old 01-13-2019, 12:46 PM   #16334 (permalink)
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I was wondering why my mom was at Walmart longer than usual.
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Old 01-13-2019, 03:28 PM   #16336 (permalink)
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I thought this would be a vintage news story but Jimmy Page to this day can't stand to hear enemy bands from the 70s?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-13-2019, 03:35 PM   #16338 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-13-2019, 07:12 PM   #16339 (permalink)
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everyone's journey with a bad childhood is different though

best thing to do is end the cycle and not have children yourself
Then I'm just disrespecting our long family tradition of abuse and my parents will never love me.
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everyone's journey with a bad childhood is different though

best thing to do is end the cycle and not have children yourself
As long as you end the cycle of abuse, there is nothing wrong with procreating [as long as you are willing and able to properly take care of the child].

Man, it irks me when I go to a store and see the fat asses riding the electric scooters because they're too lazy to walk, and the people who are actually handicapped or injured have to suck it up and walk. One time some fat cunt's scooter died in the middle of the store. She made a fuss, flagged down 2 associates and made them push her fat ass back to the entrance so that she could wait for another scooter to become available. Some of them are so lazy that they ride the scooter out to their car and just leave it in the parking lot.
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