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Old 01-17-2019, 11:42 AM   #16541 (permalink)
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Nah. Things have improved. The young gashes have much better teeth.
What's that about anyway? People joke about the English but the Japs got sideways teeth that look like they need a feather duster.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:16 PM   #16542 (permalink)
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A controversial startup that charges $8,000 to fill your veins with young blood now claims to be up and running in 5 cities across the US
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:20 PM   #16543 (permalink)
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That's gotta be illegal. Blood is a precious thing in the health sector, so it ought to be illegal to waste it on vanity projects. The US loves a good, brain-dead approach to capitalism, so maybe it would be allowed. Still sounds made up though, tbh
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:27 PM   #16544 (permalink)
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That's gotta be illegal. Blood is a precious thing in the health sector, so it ought to be illegal to waste it on vanity projects. The US loves a good, brain-dead approach to capitalism, so maybe it would be allowed. Still sounds made up though, tbh
https://www.theguardian.com/society/...d-of-the-young

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https://www.technologyreview.com/s/6...-aging-remedy/
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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*barf*

Ban that **** now.
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:43 PM   #16546 (permalink)
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Agreed. Anyone who signs up for that should have their wealth seized and redistributed to Detroit.
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:49 PM   #16548 (permalink)
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It'll be the rich people version of To Catch a Predator.
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Old 01-17-2019, 02:01 PM   #16549 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2019, 02:07 PM   #16550 (permalink)
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It’s plasma not blood.

Hopefully someone will kill Jesse Karmazin.

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This culture of exclusivity and idiocy in Silicon Valley really needs to be destroyed. The Bay Area has been stolen by the uber rich ****tards. It’s time to roll out the guillotines and take it back. Kill 100 of them and then watch the affordable housing roll in.
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