I don't think that Southern protestants are afraid of Harry Potter though, it's not like it has any black characters.

I actually met quite a few in the school district here. Only a couple who I heard actually say it but lots of people think like that down here.

I ran across it a lot back in the day when I lived in a town near Yosemite. This country is a trip dude.

my brother in NC had a friend growing up who wasn't allowed to read it

Witchcraft is expressedly forbidden in the Bible. It has the same barbaric penalty as homosexuality. I shudder to think of what they did with gay witches.

I'm more worried about what they did with their broomsticks.

Or in a universe with flying broomsticks, magical fireplaces, and teleportation that the Hogwarts drug trade wasn't unstoppable?

twilight was way worse

My ex loved that stupid book

A vampire who doesn't kill and drain people of their blood... What's the point???

Maybe they gave him the Dahmer treatment

motherfukkin hellsing bitch

Hboy was just dissociating the whole time anyways. The drugs he needs aren't super fun.