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09-03-2019, 07:19 PM | #18901 (permalink) | ||
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Alabama Fugitive Allegedly Gave His Pet Squirrel, ‘Deeznuts,’ Meth To Make Him An Attack Squirrel
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09-05-2019, 05:13 AM | #18902 (permalink) |
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Trump's crass attempt to lie about the track of Dorian is likely to cause him more trouble than he expected; the image of him presenting falsified out-of-date information under the official WhiteHouse title of "Hurricane Update" turns out to be evidence of a crime in progress.
At least our anger at such an irresponsible, pointless and patronising deception can be alleviated by a touch of humour as journalists have come up with the term "Sharpiegate". It'll be a long time, though, before a name equals Britain's "Squidgygate", based on a leaked term of affection between Lady Di and her lover:
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09-05-2019, 06:07 AM | #18903 (permalink) |
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lol
This is straight out of Saturday Night Live https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...rker-pen-video
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09-05-2019, 07:54 AM | #18904 (permalink) | |
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Bro he couldn't manage my Burger King.
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09-05-2019, 08:49 AM | #18905 (permalink) |
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I’m sure he couldn’t. Unless it’s very high end or really ****ing big restaurant managers have to be very hands on and able to solve problems. And that you’re fired **** doesn’t work because restaurant workers dgaf. They switch jobs all the time. At any given time probably 15% of the staff would rather get fired on the spot than finish their shift.
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09-05-2019, 09:56 AM | #18906 (permalink) |
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09-05-2019, 10:26 AM | #18908 (permalink) | |
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I hope my co-workers don't hear about this or I'll have to sew my butthole closed.
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09-05-2019, 12:38 PM | #18909 (permalink) |
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09-06-2019, 12:09 AM | #18910 (permalink) |
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The people making a facebook page just to organize a day to **** with her are just as ****ty.
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