Stop cutting your fro?

It's called a bris.

I think that's how you stop coming.

Ever been to one? The kids find it exciting, they're practically jumping out of their skins about it.

I hear the moyle can't even speak.

You guys are just pricks. :)

We're not going to cut it out until you stop being so thin skinned.

Under no circumcisions will I do that. Fore skin me alive if you must I will do as I want.

These puns have made me lose feeling.

Gone a little flaccid, eh?

I'm gonna have to cut you off with that joke.

A shade premature, do you not think?

They both give me the heebie jeebies.

I know someone who looks a lot like a 25 year old Ted Cruz and to be honest, it makes it hard to like him even though he's only been nice to me and everyone I know.

Also Ted coming in strong with the memes about a year and a half late.

We are so ****ed.

I wonder how many discipline infractions Daishonta’s daughter had before this.

The mother's mother's name is Betty Davis lol.

loooool that's so awesome.

Fair play to Stormzy. :thumb:

Man if you got that twisted that could be some serious libel.

This **** on Kevin Spacey is a straight out witchhunt. 1986? No evidence what-so-ever, not one person willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. House of Cards holding a staff meeting to ask everyone if they feel safe. Good grief. The show is running down anyway but now they’re saying that’s why they’re cancelling it.

And half of the #metoo **** is like some guy kissed me but I didn’t want him to so I pushed him off and he stopped. The woman says no and the man stops and he’s still a predator? WTF? Real sexual assault and harassment at work is serious but this is just a puritanical attack on human sexuality disguised as feminism. The rule is clear. If the woman says no you stop. That’s the line. If you follow that rule you should be clear.

I guarantee you that it's correct. I'm not going to out any of my sources, but it's legit.

Spacey didn't deny the allegations. That is kind of a hint that it may be true. Spacey said if it happened, it was while he was in a drunken stupor, which makes me think that this type of thing may have happened more than once in his life.

Active shooter near University of Utah.

Terrorism in NYC. Vehicle smashes through bike line killing several. Gunfire also.

Is it actually terrorism? How do you know it's not road rage?

They're saying it's road rage. Basically another nut job and another pointless debate about guns that doesn't change anything.

NYPD: Suspect made a statement that allowed us to label it a terrorist attack

EDIT: ABC News just said he shouted Allahu Ahkbar.

Great. Now the loonies are going to have a field day on Facebook.

The term “nut job” is FROWNED upon here.

Ja there's a surprising number of almond factory workers here who don't like their livelihoods being mocked.

lol

Manhattan truck attack kills 8 in 'act of terror' - CNN

New York truck attack: Suspect 'inspired by Islamic State' - BBC News

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New York truck attack: Who is suspect? - BBC News

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