The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

WWWP · 05-04-2020, 01:25 AM

Awww see, I knew you were still in there!

The Batlord · 05-04-2020, 06:07 AM

OccultHawk · 05-04-2020, 06:20 AM

God she is obsessed with me and elph

Could you imagine being that pretty and having a personality so repugnant that your boyfriend still wouldn’t **** you?

grindy · 05-04-2020, 06:21 AM

Calm down, OH. Wouldn't want to ban you immediately after getting you back.

~~jwb~~ · 05-04-2020, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

God she is obsessed with me and elph

Could you imagine being that pretty and having a personality so repugnant that your boyfriend still wouldn’t **** you?

It's amusing that you can't even diss her without simultaneously kissing her ass tho

OccultHawk · 05-04-2020, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb

It's amusing that you can't even diss her without simultaneously kissing her ass tho

I might change my beliefs with the wind but my appreciation for a woman’s beauty never falters.

Mindfulness · 05-04-2020, 07:16 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhzdOEP62Lw

Spoiler for Spoilers for horrifying insects added by mod:

~~jwb~~ · 05-04-2020, 07:53 AM

3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

OccultHawk · 05-04-2020, 07:53 AM

https://www.trentonian.com/news/lgbt...3c96a4ecb.html

Trenton City Council Meeting

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Gusciora called Vaughn an “idiot,” which led to several minutes of insults and cuss words from the councilwoman. Vaughn claimed that Gusicora, who is openly gay, was “running around with young boys” and labelled him a “motherf--king drug addict pedophile.”

OccultHawk · 05-04-2020, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb

3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

Are these the ****ers that can sting you multiple times?

05-04-2020, 06:20 AM	#20923 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	God she is obsessed with me and elph Could you imagine being that pretty and having a personality so repugnant that your boyfriend still wouldn’t **** you? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-04-2020, 06:21 AM	#20924 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Calm down, OH. Wouldn't want to ban you immediately after getting you back. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-04-2020, 07:53 AM	#20928 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.