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Old 10-01-2020, 09:12 AM   #21931 (permalink)
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California 'Lady Ninja,' 67, takes down suspect at senior complex
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Old 10-01-2020, 11:16 PM   #21932 (permalink)
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ABC News - President Trump, first lady test positive for COVID-19
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Old 10-01-2020, 11:19 PM   #21933 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2020, 11:25 PM   #21934 (permalink)
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How can they test positive for a hoax? Weird.
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Old 10-02-2020, 01:06 AM   #21935 (permalink)
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I bet he was close enough to give to Biden during the debate.
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Old 10-02-2020, 05:24 AM   #21936 (permalink)
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She won't even let Don touch her so what are the chances she gave it to him?


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President Donald Trump will spend a “few days” at a military hospital after contracting COVID-19, the White House said Friday, as the virus that has killed more than 205,000 Americans spread to the highest reaches of the U.S. government. Trump “remains fatigued,” his doctor said.

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Old 10-02-2020, 04:31 PM   #21938 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2020, 11:56 AM   #21939 (permalink)
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I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.

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Upon hearing the news, M&M distributors said:
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