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Old 12-16-2020, 11:33 AM   #22031 (permalink)
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I saw this story this morning. He escaped by just opening the door, not out of a window. He timed it perfectly though and there's no way that inept agent could have caught up to him on foot:

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mu...lds-drive-thru


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Old 12-16-2020, 11:33 AM   #22032 (permalink)
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Police are now hunting the escaped criminal, and offering a free Happy Meal for information leading to his capture. Seventeen people have been so far reported crushed in the stampede...
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Old 12-16-2020, 01:45 PM   #22033 (permalink)
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Either that driver was in on it or the prisoner manipulated him into getting him a last meal at McDonald’s that included giving him a key to his chains so he could eat the food. It’s crazy what people can convince other people to do. It may have been he was just thinking he was going to get a BigMac and then when the driver rolled down the window the prisoner heard the child lock switch over. But there’s some reason he was able to get his hands mobile and out of the leg brace.
the driver could def be in on it. It's Chicago and he's in for murder so you know he's probably connected.

It said he ran off with the bracelets and all lol
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Old 12-17-2020, 08:15 AM   #22034 (permalink)
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Abandoned Boat filled with $55M in cocaine washes ashore in Marshall Islands
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Old 12-17-2020, 08:27 AM   #22035 (permalink)
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Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke
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Old 12-17-2020, 09:20 AM   #22036 (permalink)
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Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke


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For the Good of Mankind: A History of the People of Bikini and Their Islands
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They only have around 50,000 people there and they’re isolated as ****. It’s not really worth 55M it’s worth whatever you can sell it for, as you pointed out.

They should’ve thrown $55M cocaine and rum bash for drug seeking tourists and funded their schools for a decade.
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Old 12-17-2020, 10:09 AM   #22037 (permalink)
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I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke
Try here:-

https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/2...ug-thread.html : Recreational Drug Thread
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Old 12-17-2020, 10:49 AM   #22038 (permalink)
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They only have around 50,000 people there and they’re isolated as ****. It’s not really worth 55M it’s worth whatever you can sell it for, as you pointed out.

They should’ve thrown $55M cocaine and rum bash for drug seeking tourists and funded their schools for a decade.
I feel like getting it off the island would be the easy part tbh
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Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke
And don't forget: whoever it belongs to will be out looking for it...
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Old 12-17-2020, 10:57 AM   #22040 (permalink)
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They said it could've been drifting around for years. If the owner ain't found it yet I wouldn't expect to see them anytime soon.
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