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Old 10-20-2020, 08:43 PM   #22031 (permalink)
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Apparently I walk like a penguin.
With an egg balanced on your feet?
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Old 10-20-2020, 09:24 PM   #22032 (permalink)
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With an egg balanced on your feet?
With two eggs balanced on your mother's vagina, bitch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-20-2020, 09:53 PM   #22033 (permalink)
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With two eggs balanced on your mother's vagina, bitch.
I could see how that would give you an awkward gait.
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Old 10-20-2020, 09:54 PM   #22034 (permalink)
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Cornell English department votes to change name to distinguish from 'English as a nationality'

The English department at Cornell University has voted to change its name in an effort to distinguish English the language from English the nationality.

The department at the Ivy League university in New York voted to change its name to “the department of literatures in English” during its first faculty meeting of the fall semester earlier this month, the student-led Cornell Daily Sun reported Wednesday.
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Old 10-20-2020, 09:57 PM   #22035 (permalink)
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Is that something people were confused about?
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Is that something people were confused about?
Probably only people who think literature is a countable noun.
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Old 10-20-2020, 10:23 PM   #22037 (permalink)
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I guess, unless your mother's eggs are just that valuable.
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Old 10-21-2020, 07:41 AM   #22038 (permalink)
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No One Is Shocked 3 Skulls Were Found in Cannibal Corpse Guitarist's Home

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You don't play in a band called Cannibal Corpse without expecting to raise some eyebrows at the very least. Unfortunately, being part of the band didn't do guitarist Pat O'Brien any favors when his home was investigated following an arrest and police found multiple firearms and human skulls.
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Old 10-21-2020, 09:10 AM   #22039 (permalink)
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Keith Jarrett Confronts a Future Without the Piano

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This month Mr. Jarrett, 75, broke the silence, plainly stating what happened to him: a stroke in late February 2018, followed by another one that May. It is unlikely he will ever perform in public again.

“I was paralyzed,” he told The New York Times, speaking by phone from his home in northwest New Jersey. “My left side is still partially paralyzed. I’m able to try to walk with a cane, but it took a long time for that, took a year or more. And I’m not getting around this house at all, really.”
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Old 10-21-2020, 09:36 AM   #22040 (permalink)
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That sucks. Maybe he can start making a cappella records of just his grunts without piano accompaniment.
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