The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by jwb

They said it could've been drifting around for years. If the owner ain't found it yet I wouldn't expect to see them anytime soon.

That **** starts hitting the street, you're gonna be seeing them real soon. Cartels have long memories...

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by jwb

Damn. What would you do if you somehow found that boat before the cops or anyone else noticed?

That's like finding 55 million dollars but you can't spend it without taking risks

I wouldn't even know where to begin pushing kilos of coke

I'd be dead by now.

Originally Posted by elphenor

bruh the cop tried to go out the driver's side door...

Hence my use of the word "inept". What a doofus.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

That **** starts hitting the street, you're gonna be seeing them real soon. Cartels have long memories...

I don't know that much about cocaine but how would they know it was their coke?

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by jwb

I don't know that much about cocaine but how would they know it was their coke?

They always seem to know on the telly. Didn't you watch The Sopranos?

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

They always seem to know on the telly. Didn't you watch The Sopranos?

Well, whether it was the original owners or not you’d need some serious connections to avoid all sorts of perils from law enforcement and criminals.

Like these guys:

Most of the drugs were destroyed Tuesday, except for two kilos that were sent to the US Drug Enforcement Agency for inspection.

lol @ “inspection”

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Well, whether it was the original owners or not you’d need some serious connections to avoid all sorts of perils from law enforcement and criminals.

Like these guys:



lol @ “inspection”

They'll have a Happy Christmas sorry Holidays at least!

[The Batlord]

I can't believe you of all people didn't go for a white Christmas joke.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

They always seem to know on the telly. Didn't you watch The Sopranos?

I don't remember that episode

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Well, whether it was the original owners or not you’d need some serious connections to avoid all sorts of perils from law enforcement and criminals.

Like these guys:



lol @ “inspection”

yeah I mean I do know people who sell/could sell coke by the ounce... But no telling how long it would take to chip away at that kinda weight

[OccultHawk]

Federal authorities expressed increased alarm Thursday about a long-undetected intrusion into U.S. and other computer systems around the globe that officials suspect was carried out by Russian hackers. The nation’s cybersecurity agency warned of a “grave” risk to government and private networks.

The hack compromised federal agencies and “critical infrastructure” in a sophisticated attack that was hard to detect and will be difficult to undo, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency said in an unusual warning message. The Department of Energy acknowledged it was among those that had been hacked.

Another way China and Russia are gearing up to kick our ass. By being smarter.

[Anteater]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Another way China and Russia are gearing up to kick our ass. By being smarter.

Russia aren't much of a threat tbh, but China has apartment complexes full of teens and young 20-somethings who are paid by the government to sit there on their devices all day and go after the U.S. It wouldn't surprise me if we've been compromised for well over a decade now.