The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Psy-Fi · 11-29-2020, 03:24 PM

Domestic violence suspect is fatally stabbed with golf club

Trollheart · 11-29-2020, 07:33 PM

One over par!

Tristan_Geoff · 11-29-2020, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Why does it matter if he was gay? Does that invalidate the beauty of his music?

I didn't know Van Gogh made music

Trollheart · 11-30-2020, 05:18 AM

Man had a lot of talent. Chopin painted, too. Mind you, it was mostly houses and sheds he painted, but the word was nobody could put on an undercoat like our Frederic!

OccultHawk · 11-30-2020, 05:22 AM

Wow. Do you make these kinds of jokes constantly irl?

Tristan_Geoff · 11-30-2020, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Wow. Do you make these kinds of jokes constantly irl?

If your referring to my joke then yes I have a terrible sense of humor

Trollheart · 11-30-2020, 01:12 PM

I think he's referring to me, and if so then yes. I'm afraid it's been independently established that the only way to stop me is by force of arms. I'm barricaded in my house at the moment. They won't take me alive alive oh-oh!

Mindfulness · 11-30-2020, 01:23 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMe3-2dUeSY

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Al Jazeera English
Nov 30, 2020

Venezuela has two competing presidents — Juan Guaido and Nicolas Maduro.
Neither seems able to fix the mess that the country is in.
Will parliamentary elections only make things worse?
And why can’t the opposition agree on their strategy?

Psy-Fi · 11-30-2020, 04:17 PM

Assassinated Iranian nuclear scientist shot with remote-controlled machine gun, news agency says

Here's the unbelievable part of the news story...

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The Fars News report said Fakhrizadeh was traveling with his wife in a bulletproof car, alongside three security personnel vehicles, when he heard what sounded like bullets hitting a vehicle, and he exited the car to determine what had happened.

When he got out, a remote-controlled machine gun opened fire from a Nissan stopped about 150 meters (164 yards) from Fakhrizadeh's car, the agency said.

Fakhrizadeh was hit at least three times, according to Fars News. His bodyguard was also shot. Following the gunfire, the Nissan exploded, the news agency reported, adding the attack lasted three minutes.

~~jwb~~ · 11-30-2020, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I think he's referring to me, and if so then yes. I'm afraid it's been independently established that the only way to stop me is by force of arms. I'm barricaded in my house at the moment. They won't take me alive alive oh-oh!

those jokes are your trademark. Never change, trollheart.

11-29-2020, 07:33 PM	#22122 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	One over par! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-30-2020, 05:18 AM	#22124 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Man had a lot of talent. Chopin painted, too. Mind you, it was mostly houses and sheds he painted, but the word was nobody could put on an undercoat like our Frederic! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-30-2020, 05:22 AM	#22125 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Wow. Do you make these kinds of jokes constantly irl? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-30-2020, 01:12 PM	#22127 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	I think he's referring to me, and if so then yes. I'm afraid it's been independently established that the only way to stop me is by force of arms. I'm barricaded in my house at the moment. They won't take me alive alive oh-oh! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018