The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Trollheart · 03-15-2021, 05:59 PM

If you were older I'd say I'd love to meet up, but a 14-year old Spanish girl and a 58-year old Irish guy? You don't need your maths thread to work out the equation there, and it certainly ends with me squirming very uncomfortably in a police station...

Cop 1: "So, you KNEW she was 14, huh?"
Me: "Um, yeah..."
Cop 1: "And you posed as a 14-year old?"
Me: "No, I didn't. She knew I was 58."
Cop 2: "And you were going to talk to her about MUSIC?"
Me: "Yeah."
Cop 1: "You expect us to believe that?"
Cop 2: "You disgust me."
Cop 3: "Anyone want coffee?"
Cops 1 and 2: "NO! GTFO!"
Cop 1: "Now, where were we?"
Me: "Look, she just asked about music recommendations on this site..."
Cop 2: "Music eh?"
Cop 1: "Bet you thought you'd make sweet music with her eh?"
Me: "No. I just wanted to see her. And then there was this maths thing..."
Cop 2: "Maths?!! My father was shot by a maths teacher!"
Cop 1: "You're going DOWN, scumbag!"

Yeah, just not worth it. Send me a postcard maybe. Much safer.

The Batlord · 03-15-2021, 06:01 PM

Lol oh jeez.

~~jwb~~ · 03-16-2021, 01:20 AM

lmao

adidasss · 03-16-2021, 02:16 AM

'Music is my life': ban on schoolgirls singing in Afghanistan met with protest

Imagine the misfortune of being born a woman in Afghanistan.

Trollheart · 03-16-2021, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

'Music is my life': ban on schoolgirls singing in Afghanistan met with protest

Imagine the misfortune of being born a woman in Afghanistan.

Have you ever seen the series The State? ****ing chilling. The amount of things they're not allowed to do. Woman is washing dishes and humming and more experienced, older woman rushes in "No! No singing! Not allowed!" Jesus. Hardline Islam must be the dreariest, least enjoyable religion in the world.

adidasss · 03-16-2021, 05:34 AM

Regular Islam doesn't seem very joyful either, they can't eat pork or pet dogs. Forget about alcohol or drugs of course.

**Frownland** · 03-16-2021, 07:28 AM

I don't eat pet dogs either, to be fair.

adidasss · 03-16-2021, 07:33 AM

You're missing out.

SGR · 03-16-2021, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

You're missing out.

~~jwb~~ · 03-16-2021, 08:10 AM

Well you're allowed to have 4 wives and women can't drive so it's not all bad yuk yuk yuk

03-15-2021, 05:59 PM	#22611 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	If you were older I'd say I'd love to meet up, but a 14-year old Spanish girl and a 58-year old Irish guy? You don't need your maths thread to work out the equation there, and it certainly ends with me squirming very uncomfortably in a police station... Cop 1: "So, you KNEW she was 14, huh?" Me: "Um, yeah..." Cop 1: "And you posed as a 14-year old?" Me: "No, I didn't. She knew I was 58." Cop 2: "And you were going to talk to her about MUSIC?" Me: "Yeah." Cop 1: "You expect us to believe that?" Cop 2: "You disgust me." Cop 3: "Anyone want coffee?" Cops 1 and 2: "NO! GTFO!" Cop 1: "Now, where were we?" Me: "Look, she just asked about music recommendations on this site..." Cop 2: "Music eh?" Cop 1: "Bet you thought you'd make sweet music with her eh?" Me: "No. I just wanted to see her. And then there was this maths thing..." Cop 2: "Maths?!! My father was shot by a maths teacher!" Cop 1: "You're going DOWN, scumbag!" Yeah, just not worth it. Send me a postcard maybe. Much safer. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-16-2021, 02:16 AM	#22614 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	'Music is my life': ban on schoolgirls singing in Afghanistan met with protest Imagine the misfortune of being born a woman in Afghanistan. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-16-2021, 05:34 AM	#22616 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	Regular Islam doesn't seem very joyful either, they can't eat pork or pet dogs. Forget about alcohol or drugs of course. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-16-2021, 07:28 AM	#22617 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I don't eat pet dogs either, to be fair. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-16-2021, 07:33 AM	#22618 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	You're missing out. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-16-2021, 01:20 AM	#22613 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	lmao

03-16-2021, 08:10 AM	#22620 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Well you're allowed to have 4 wives and women can't drive so it's not all bad yuk yuk yuk

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