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Old 03-17-2022, 10:52 PM   #23461 (permalink)
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Venus is a classical beauty though and Donald thinks ladies with that body type are too fat.
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Old 03-18-2022, 01:59 AM   #23462 (permalink)
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Who gets Venus? Zuckerberg?

He's the only creature who could survive in such an atmosphere.
Grimes I guess.
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Old 03-18-2022, 08:08 AM   #23463 (permalink)
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Spoilers, of course…

Stacey Abrams Is 'United Earth President' On 'Star Trek: Discovery'
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Old 03-18-2022, 10:52 AM   #23464 (permalink)
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Venus is a classical beauty though and Donald thinks ladies with that body type are too fat.
True, but ladies without arms can't defend themselves from being groped, so that suits him just fine.
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Old 03-24-2022, 07:04 PM   #23465 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2022, 08:39 PM   #23466 (permalink)
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Ha ha. What's even more (!) hilarious is the amount of comments on that story, all desperately making the same joke and somehow thinking their take on it is funnier, when really, none of it is. The joke should be made once (like a Tool album I guess) and then let it go. But no: this horse is still moving - where's my whip?
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Old 03-24-2022, 08:55 PM   #23467 (permalink)
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I don't get metalhead humor.
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Old 03-25-2022, 01:09 PM   #23468 (permalink)
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Would anyone consider Tool to be a metal band?
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Old 03-25-2022, 01:19 PM   #23469 (permalink)
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I'm not sure if I even consider Tool a band.
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Old 03-25-2022, 02:44 PM   #23470 (permalink)
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Would anyone consider Tool to be a metal band?
Nah, tools are stuff like screwdrivers, hammers, drills, things that help you do things faster than by hand. A washer is just hardware.
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