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Old 10-20-2020, 05:32 PM   #23641 (permalink)
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omg so do I, at least I think I do. My mom definitely has the penguin walk, but in my case it gets mixed with the Lesbian Cowboy Walk™

Anyway, penguin walks are the best, just own it
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Old 10-20-2020, 09:43 PM   #23642 (permalink)
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Apparently I walk like a penguin.
With an egg balanced on your feet?
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Old 10-20-2020, 10:24 PM   #23643 (permalink)
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With an egg balanced on your feet?
With two eggs balanced on your mother's vagina, bitch.
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With two eggs balanced on your mother's vagina, bitch.
I could see how that would give you an awkward gait.
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Old 10-20-2020, 10:54 PM   #23645 (permalink)
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The English department at Cornell University has voted to change its name in an effort to distinguish English the language from English the nationality.

The department at the Ivy League university in New York voted to change its name to “the department of literatures in English” during its first faculty meeting of the fall semester earlier this month, the student-led Cornell Daily Sun reported Wednesday.
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Is that something people were confused about?
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Is that something people were confused about?
Probably only people who think literature is a countable noun.
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I guess, unless your mother's eggs are just that valuable.
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Old 10-21-2020, 09:18 AM   #23650 (permalink)
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can I get a "lol metal"
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